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if you are writing these yourself you are a very funny kid Darko.
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if you are writing these yourself you are a very funny kid Darko.
You should be proud that your penis works in the presence of older women. That skill will take you far in life! Masturbating six times a day is below average for your age, though. You need to be up to 12 to 15 times a day at the very least. With practice though, you can do this in no time at all. And don't be worried about your friends outburst of violence. In three years when you're bending his mom over the kitchen sick, he'll hit you with a crowbar.
Good luck,
TeenHealthFX
Sadly, I'm not, these are real people haha.
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I'm 12 years old, and I get an erection every time I think about Darko Milicic. I don't think that I am gay, but I just can't help it. WHAT CAN I DO??
signed Infatuated with Darko
Dear TeenHealthFX,
What is masturbation, I have heard about it? How do you do it? I am an 18-year-old male.
Signed: Curious About Masturbation
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I think I'm really messed up in the head. I'm 15 and I have fantasies about
girls younger than me. Like 11-12. This probably isn't normal, how do I change?
I don?t want to grow up and be a pedophile.
Signed: Fantasies About Younger Girls
Dear Public Masturbation,
You are gay. But that's cool! One day you can decorate your dream man's house, and masturbate into his daughter's teddy bear. It's much safer than the vacuum, especially at your abbreviated size. Also, hockey is one of the leading causes of gay male masturbation, so your actions in the locker room were completely natural and worthy of praise.
Best,
TeenHealthFX
Dear TeenHealthFX,
My father recently shared a personal moment with me, but was it inappropriate? He asked me about the size of my penis, and if I would like to watch pornography with him. He is a great dad and I don't believe he would do anything incestual with me, however I'm definately creeped out. Was his behaviors completely inappropriate or was the intentions misconstruin?
Signed: Dad Asked About Size Of Penis
Dear TeenHealthFX,
i am a 19 year old male and i am wondering if i am gay. i don't find men attractive however i do like a lot of anal pleasure. i have been known to use household items to pleasure myself anally and i have just purchased my girlfriend a strap-on to simulate gay sex. when people meet me they sence i am gay by the way i act and speak, but i just brush it off. is this just curiosity or am i really gay?
Signed: GiG
darko make one up for me now
Last edited by Cant_Be_Faded; 08-23-2005 at 02:50 AM. Reason: original message sounded too gay
Dear Infatuated with Darko,
Did you know that Darko Milicic means "masturbatory material" in Serbian? Your penis is telling you something, and if you're deaf to him, he's saying, "Milk me, you dumb !"
By the time you're fifteen, you'll be averaging a triple-double in jerking off, Serbian curse words, and ages of Michael Jackson's playtime friends. Call him and maybe he'll let you blow bubbles with the rest of the kids.
Best of luck,
TeenHealthFX
thats ed up.
Dear Curious About Masturbation,
Masturbation is like the Civil War except the South wins. The South, after a long period of dormancy, has risen up and claimed the flag of patriotism, democracy, and service for the entire country! Ask your dad if you want to learn how to masturbate. He's had a lot of practice since your mom met the plumber.
Best wishes,
TeenHealthFX
Dear Fantasies About Younger Girls,
You are a lucky man, my friend. You realize that the younger crop will always be sweeter than the one that's harvested. You had absolutely no chance of becoming a pedophile with your tendencies until your mother took you to Neverland Ranch instead of the Playboy mansion. But you learned the righteous path, and learned it well. Remember, you might take ridicule now, but the guys will all shut up when you take a 23 year old to your twentieth high school reunion.
Godspeed,
TeenHealthFX
, good one GiG.
J-6 is absolute comic gold in this thread.
F*ing hilarious!!!Dear Fantasies About Younger Girls,
You are a lucky man, my friend. You realize that the younger crop will always be sweeter than the one that's harvested. You had absolutely no chance of becoming a pedophile with your tendencies until your mother took you to Neverland Ranch instead of the Playboy mansion. But you learned the righteous path, and learned it well. Remember, you might take ridicule now, but the guys will all shut up when you take a 23 year old to your twentieth high school reunion.
Godspeed,
TeenHealthFX
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Dear Dad Asked About Size Of Penis,
You are very lucky that your father is trying to shepherd you into manhood by asking how big your member is. He's just making sure that you inherited something from him since he's spent his life savings on strippers, coke and bondage racks.
And watching pornography with your dad is a time honored American tradition, like baseball's opening day and Michael Jackson's legal issues. Be thankful that Dad is sharing a passion for watching gangbangs and double anal penetration with you. How else are you supposed to learn about it?
Warm regards,
Dear TeenHealthFX
Dear GiG,
The only correct way to rectify your problem is for you and your girlfriend to save your money and get her a sex change operation. Then everything that you are experiencing will be completely normal. Besides, how much fun will it be to rename your girl, err, boyfriend?
Be wary of the household items route to pleasure town. You never know what other family member uses that teddy bear for fun.
Regards,
TeenHealthFX
This is pretty old, I came across this a year ago......
http://www.puberty101.com/p_isitnormal.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_amigay.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_masturbationguys.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_penissize.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_masturbationgirls.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_erections.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_miscguys.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_malepenisgrowth.shtml
More at:
http://www.puberty101.com
Oh and my favorite question of them all:
Mike (12-14) Asks:
Is it normal to want to jump on a girl and try to have sex with her even if she resists?
Dear, Mike unfortunately there have been many cases of what you have described. However there are easy ways to remedy this problem. This world is loaded with s whether they be rich girls wanting to piss off their fathers, or just plain ghetto girls, there are even classes of undo ented s. Find one, and they never say no, and they stick together in a pack. So it's like hitting fish in a barrel. The next way is to do the American thing, which is get rich and buy their silence. I in no way condone this, but it's worked in the past......see Kobenthal Bryant.Mike (12-14) Asks:
Is it normal to want to jump on a girl and try to have sex with her even if she resists?
j-6:
is that Kinky Freidman in your new avatar??
You are crazy mo-fo's
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