OT: dennis rodman is plannning to speak to ISIS leaders

[cd98]

Is this Onion article?

[Leetonidas]

You can tell Trill and Kool thought this was real because they haven't posted since someone pointed out the site is satirical

[Trill Clinton]

I'm embarrassed I posted a satire article. Srs.

[SupremeGuy]

I would not doubt it at all, you think you can reason with those crazy s? NO. They don't care who he is, he is American to them.

Not just an American, but a flamboyant, drunk, sexually ambiguous American. lol

[SupremeGuy]

You can tell Trill and Kool thought this was real because they haven't posted since someone pointed out the site is satirical

[Franklin]

INDIAN MAN CLAIMS HE’S 179 YEARS OLD




Vârânasî| A retired cobbler from northern India, Mahashta Mûrasi, claims he was born in January 1835, making him not only the oldest man on earth, but the oldest to have ever lived, according to the Guiness World Records.

According to indian officials, the man was born at home in the city of Bangalore on January 6th 1835, and is recorded to have lived in Vârânasî since 1903. He worked as a cobbler in the city until 1957, when he retired at the already venerable age of 122.

“I have been alive so long, that my great grand-children have been dead for years” explains Mr Mûrasi. “Somehow death forgot about me… And now there’s hardly any hope left. Look at the statistics, nobody dies past 150, even less at 170. At that point, I guess I’m immortal or something. I might as well enjoy it!”

The man’s birth certificate and iden y cards all seem to confirm his version, but unfortunately no medical examination can confirm his saying for now. The last doctor Mister Mûrasi visited died in 1971, so there is little information available about his previous medical files.

I think the ancient Chinese Daoist legend Zhang Sanfeng lived the longest in human history, maybe Sanfeng is still living a reclusive life somewhere in china as we speak, which if true would set his age mark at 500+ tbh. And it's bull the scientists couldn't verify his age, just test his bone age imho. I've been a firm believer of immortality and that's the biggest reason why I chose to be a celibate. I thought celibacy was the prerequisite for a long healthy life (like how it worked for Sanfeng) but this Indian do , if truly as old as he claims, would expectantly bring a new dimension to my research tbh.

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[Sean Cagney]

Not just an American, but a flamboyant, drunk, sexually ambiguous American. lol

True.....

[Obstructed_View]

If ISIS beheads a black guy, you'll see boots on the ground pretty damn quick.