I just dropped my spoon.
Hi, I like pie
I just dropped my spoon.
my ass fell asleep.
Mine did too.
I've got a hair stuck in the back of my throat and it's making me gag. :vomit
I just bit my finger and now it hurts
I just stapled my tongue to my chair.
I just burned a bowl.
I loaded the dishwasher.
I just emptied my dishwasher.
I just farted. When in the did I eat corn?!?
I rented a car.
I leave work in 5 minutes.
I am hungry.
I just took a dump and it was green
I have to piss.
I just pissed.
I'll pick it up
I just scratched my gooch.
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