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LMAO @ Mexicans.
You can't have both full disclosure and the black bar . . .
LMAO @ Mexicans.
i still don't understand the jewish ones
are jewish people notorious for not having gag reflexes? or are their mouths really big?
at this point in my life i would be happy as long as somewhere in the description theres the "you get to have sex line"...the theme song for my love life is the one that adam sandler sings to drew barrymore in the wedding singer..."oh someboooody kiiiiiillll meeeeeee pllleeeeeaaaaassssseeee, im on my kneeeeees pretty pretty please, kiiiiiiillll meeee, i want to diiiiiiiiie put a bullet in my heeeeeeeeaaaaaad!"
Um, no. It has nothing to do with physical differences. It's . . .ah, hmm, well, I don't know . . . cultural I guess.
Anyway, it's been a longstanding stereotype that they develop an, ah, expertise in those skills. Even some Jewish guys I know kid about it.
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Sportcamper, I think he understood the last part of the joke, it was the first two parts he was wondering about.
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ok i think i have one.
Any girl from eastern europe
1st date - You but an expensive meal or she "will break you", you ask her out for a second date or she "will break you"
2nd date - you show up(or she'll "break you"), buy an expensive meal (or "she'll break you"), and kiss her (or she will "break you")
3rd date - you show up(or she'll "break you"), buy an expensive meal (or "she'll break you"), and kiss her (or she will "break you") and marry her or she'll "break you"
sounds about right.....Ivan Drago to Rocky....."I must break you"
it was all i could think of
That means you will do everything and it will be good?
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Awesome.
tubular
I lean more towards white meat more than anything.
It's how I met my wife!
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