Lakers: Kobe "If this was the anic, I'd be the iceberg"

[Buddy Mignon]

Kobe's legacy is gonna be nuked after this season.

I hope you have your contingency deflection plan ready, which will probably revolve around something about the Spurs/Jim not being able to repeat.

It's all you'll have left

You know its coming... but i'm hoping for Amy to release some pictures.

[Malik Hairston]

That's not what he said in the Summer of 2007, though..

Tee, hee..

[LkrFan]

Santiago with the psychic goods.

[LkrFan]

If Kobe were on a sinking ship, he'd be there with a bucket trying to pour water out of it. But he'd miss the ocean all but .389 % of the time.

[Franklin]

He only goes with the 48.5m bill tbh.

[LkrFan]

"I'd go down with the ship. I'm not jumping off."

Everyone knows that Kobe wouldn't do either one. He'll be pushing women and children out of the way to get a seat on the lifeboat.

Classhle!

[KaiRMD1]

This must not be a quote from last year