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  1. #26
    1ST BALLOT HOF Buddy Mignon's Avatar
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    "Tickle ya ass with a feather?"

    Youre welcome.

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    I'm confused. Do you go out and dance by yourself first and then wait for the lady to come over? If so, what's your go to solo dance?

    Me? I'll usually just stand on the perimeter with a beer and do some subtle movements that let them know..."hey, I can dance...I'm just choosing not to right now." If I'm not holding a beer, I might do some pop and lock while looking disinterested.

    But like you said, it's all about listening.
    First off you don't wanna find Miis Tonight too early, because something better could arrive at any time. You start getting serious after midnight. Sure, there were exceptions.

    I simply asked a cutey to dance and let her come to me, Many times I'd walk her back to her table, smile and..."thank you"...then return to the bar, only to feel a tap on my shoulder, and there she stands..."how about another dance?" Just that easy, anyone having to worry about pick up lines, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! The best pick up line is..."tell me more about yourself"...women love that. Usually they are in that bar because he wouldn't listen to her.

    A little punk ass kid like Kool would get laughed at by a full grown woman.
    Last edited by Avante; 01-08-2015 at 10:06 AM.

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    Kool's actual pickup attempt method exposed. no wonder he's still a virgin (as exposed by Avante)


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    the pick up line that works for even ugly guys


  5. #30
    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    Kool's like "Hi I'm a got, let's chill and talk about guys"

    Girl: "ok can we be like bffs?"

    Kool: "Yeah whatevevs girl... mmm check him out he FIIIIOOOONNEE"

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    Veteran Thebesteva's Avatar
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    I hear Koolaid started off as a solid troll but fell into the rut he never could get out of when he started posting 5 times a week about women he sleeps with and all the girls he gets. I really hope for your sake you're getting solid ass or else these threads must play with your head from time to time.

    if only I was like Koolaid in real life - the guy behind the kool account

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    moral victory, tbh. Franklin's Avatar
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    must also include stalking women online who're said to be beautiful and getting rejected by each one of them right away...

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    I hear Koolaid started off as a solid troll but fell into the rut he never could get out of when he started posting 5 times a week about women he sleeps with and all the girls he gets. I really hope for your sake you're getting solid ass or else these threads must play with your head from time to time.

    if only I was like Koolaid in real life - the guy behind the kool account
    Actually this is a feel good thread if you can't get behind a feel good thread without such an emotional meltdown such as yours . ..then it's obvious you're the one with the real world problems...

    Lol loser

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