NBA: Rank the following players, tbh..

[jeebus]

Parker
Eagle, CO
SAT


Parker has been a this year but he's given it a try every now and then, even if he's sucked half the time.

Eagle quit last season after his Achiloles exploded and 48.5 but he came back this season, though he's playing like Stephon Marbury

SAT has been mailing it in since he won that farce of an MVP award and should be taken to the glue factory

[313]

Parker
Rose/Kobe

Rose and kobe have both looked terrible this year

[Splits]

Parker's per-36 numbers are pretty close to his career averages and his shooting has been terrific. He just can't stay on the court.

[Medvedenko]

Third world country education

http://www.businessinsider.com/pisa-rankings-2013-12

Given where you live and your fandom, you can't really attest to anything resembling intelligence or education.

[Splits]

http://www.businessinsider.com/pisa-rankings-2013-12

Given where you live and your fandom, you can't really attest to anything resembling intelligence or education.

[Johnny RIngo]

Rose
Parker
Kobe

And yeah, all three players are pretty ing bad(and overpaid too).