Noises in the attic.......

[batman2883]

[Ishta]

90% chance it's squirrels. if it's raccoons you have to wait till night time to plugg up the whole, walk around the house and look for any tennis ball size holes. If you don't see any then it might be on top of the roof where the pitch is located,

you can try 3 things

Moth Balls a trap , or a AM radio, the animals don't like the radio for some reason, make sure it's on 7.60 AM they can't stand that channel.

now if you have those huge sewer rats? then make sure you use the bait that makes them thirsty, they will leave to look for water, If you use the pellets that are poison, or glue traps?
They might die in your attic, or inside the walls, and that will stink up the house bad,

Take it from someone who knows this for a fact...The smell of a dead possum is worse than ..well I'm not sure but it is bad...I had one die in my attic a few weeks ago, and the smell is finally gone!

[batman2883]

[SWC Bonfire]

Well, the naptha smell gets pretty old, and you don't want to fall through the ceiling picking up mothballs.

Works for skunks under the house, as well.

[mouse]

Take it from someone who knows this for a fact...The smell of a dead possum is worse than ..well I'm not sure but it is bad...I had one die in my attic a few weeks ago, and the smell is finally gone!

I told you to go to Cleaning Ideas and buy that odor killer for 20 bucks,
Thanks for listening, ASS HOLE !!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Maybe some refugees found their way into your attic.

[Larry Dallas]

Put the mothballs in cheesecloth or steal a pair of pantyhose from your SO. That way, you can tie the ends closed, tie a string on the end, and chunk the mothballs in several locations in your attic without having to do any cleanup.

make sure the pantyhose is washed, used pantyhose can back fire since most critters like the smell of fish , let me go ask Mrs, Roper for a pair, I am sure the smell of that old dusty , grey, weather beaten , muffin, she has will kill any animal within a 5 block radius

[Marklar MM]

Definitely a ghost

[Larry Dallas]

Definitely a ghost

Thank you Art Bell

[batman2883]

Im sorry momma i didnt mean to hurt you, i didnt mean to make you cry but tonight im cleaning out my attic

[Marklar MM]

You need your:


1)Proton Pack


2)Your gun to fire the positive ions and the ghosts negative ions.


3)Your ghost trap


You are now officially ready to hunt ghosts.

[CharlieMac]

[Shelly]

Could it be:

n the attic
Lights
Voices scream
Nothing seen
Real's a dream

Leaving the things that are real behind
Leaving the things that you love from mind
All of the things that you learned from fears
Nothing is left for the years

Voices scream
Nothing seen
Real's a dream

Toys toys toys
In the attic

Toys toys toys
In the attic

Toys toys toys
In the attic

Toys toys toys
In the attic

Lights
Voices scream
Nothing seen
Real's a dream

Leaving the things that are real behind
Leaving the things that you love from mind
All of the things that you learned from fears
Nothing is left for the years

Voices scream
Nothing seen
Real's a dream

Toys toys toys
In the attic

[Suns Fan]

It must be nice to have prozax

[Ishta]

I told you to go to Cleaning Ideas and buy that odor killer for 20 bucks,
Thanks for listening, ASS HOLE !!!!

I did, but it took a bit for it to go away head




j/k with you!!

[The sone]

ill spend the night in the attic and take care of the problem for a case of beer and a ride home afterwards...hey mouse you want in on this? zstomp backed out...hes such a wuss, part whimp and part puss!