I Will Identify As Black From This Point On

[Darth_Pelican]

This is a good day for me. Now that I will identify as black, I have several benefits to take advantage of:

1. I no longer have to use common sense or courtesy while driving.

2. I have been granted immunity from laws and police

3. Any decisions or actions that do not land in my favor will be handled with allegations of racism, and quickly overturned.

4. I can now beat and/or severely maim my children as discipline. I can now teach my children to hate the white race.

5. I no longer need to work. Huge waste of time that was.

6. I will save money riding public transportation

7. I will begin answering all questions with "huh"

Anything I'm missing?

8. You get to walk around in public with half of your underwear showing and it's now deemed as acceptable

9. You get to impregnate as many women as possible without having any future responsibility

10. You are now allowed to damage public and private property while protesting

11. You now have no expectations, so everything you accomplish will be praised tenfold by others, especially the media

12. You will be granted free room & board and 3 meals per day when you get to prison

[Trill Clinton]

this the insecure SAWM thread?

[TDMVPDPOY]

u forgot. buy kids size clothes especially pants so u can wear them below ur waists

[DisAsTerBot]

^that's an interesting point. How do you buy/size your jeans when you wear them around your thighs? Waist 30, inseam 18

[DJR210]

[lebomb]

It hard to appreciate its girth when it's down your throat 31k

Well, at least you get see what its like to bang white guhlz now.