I can make a reasonable guess as to how likely your list of priorities will happen.
- Unlikely, these are rich kids born with silver spoons in their mouths. They are spoiled, have enormous egos, and not a lot of brains.
You already know the answer, and it's no.
- No matter how you evaluate a turd, it's a turd.
Jury's still out, but it ain't looking good.
Who will take him? He is all LA though, he personifies the lifestyle the Buss kids were selling to FAs. You can't blame him, he merely acted on what he was promised.
You are talking about a borderline starter in this league, and Laker fans are treating him as some kind of saviour. Face it, he put up numbers because the Lakers were bad, and somebody had to put up numbers.
Unlikely, you guys can't even draft properly with high picks, how are you supposed to get diamonds in the rough? You are talking about players who nobody else wanted. They may be able to do a few things very very well, but these are role players that require a system, and the Lakers have no direction, let alone a system.
You should pray for miracles.
You are right, Kobe should be last on your list. How Laker fans are revering Kobe is beyond me. This is a guy who cost you multiple championships. He didn't win 5 rings, the Lakers won 5 rings despite him.