I didnt ask you to "test" me argument against religion...

[Avante]

Reported to international human rights and child rights.

Well this should be interesting then.

rinngggg rinnngggg (door bell)

Avante...(opening door)...yes?
Officials....are you Avante?
Avante...who are you?
Officials...damn, you are a big good looking dude, is that twisted railroad steel?
Avante...yep, so what do ya want?
Official...we have a complaint here, says you molested children in the Phillipines back in the early 70's, is this true?
Avante....do you have any idea what I would do to some sick who harmed any kid, I'd blow their ass totally away, now do you really think a big guy like me would be into little kids?
Official..nope~! So how do you get those? (pointing at my biceps)
Avante...beating up sick ass pedos.
Official....hmmm?

[Blake]

Stupid ~~~~~~

Ya shoot sick ass pedos, ok dummy?

But you're alive

[Avante]

But you're alive

I'm no pedo little guy, I find that sick revolting/disgusting as I said. Come on little guy why act dumber than usual?

[Blake]

I'm no pedo little guy, I find that sick revolting/disgusting as I said. Come on little guy why act dumber than usual?

Well I don't think anyone really believes you're a Fogel type pedo. You're an accidental pedo.

...which is still no excuse

[Avante]

Well I don't think anyone really believes you're a Fogel type pedo. You're an accidental pedo.

...which is still no excuse

So you buy a stereo at a yard sale, get it home and the cops show up at your door, ya see the thing was stolen and you're holding stolen property. Now how come you will get off scott free? Yep, you had no idea it was stolen.

Well this is just like that, I had no idea there was such a thing as sex slavery or young girls in bars, I never saw any of them. Where I came from ya had to be 21.

[clambake]

was that stereo playing "girl, you'll be a woman soon"?

[RandomGuy]

So all the happening in the world is apperently a "test"...have we as humans asked for all of this? Did a 10 year old from syria asked to be tested in a bloody syria? Did a starving african asked to be tested in starvation?

That is kind of the argument that many religions try to make.

All of them seek to explain suffering and bad things in a way that makes sense, as humans are wont to do.

We like things neat and tidy-ish.

Not really though, an argument "against" religion. A criticism maybe.

Best arguments against various religions is their utter lack of evidence for most of their claims, as well as the gaping holes, glaring contradictions, and obvious errors in holy books.

I always find hardest to swallow the assertion that something capable of creating a universe like the one we find ourselves in would bother trying to communicate to us with a book.

Religions have to make some really bizarre claims to try and explain THAT one. It is funny to watch the mental gymnastics.