I have to pass this urine test

[I. Hustle]

Hey look at me! I'm applying for jobs and still smoking out. dddeeeerrrrrrrr

[spurraider21]

lol, you wanted to go to law school but your being a pothead already had you downgrading yourself to massage therapy school... are you applying for a job selling insurance now?

some people have no problem smoking while maintaining productivity and work ethic, but you aren't one of them. consider a lifestyle change tbh

[140]

You really get off bugging people don't you? Do you ever do anything else?

You need help.

Says the guy who gets off by molesting children sicko

[Frank Dux]

TS, I was in a similar situation once following my college graduation. I was a habitual smoker during college and had not expected a drug test just weeks after I graduated. To stall, I told the employer I was going out of town for a week but could take the test when I got back. I immediately switched to a very low-fat diet, drank tons of water and played about three hours of basketball a day outside during the heat of the Austin summer. I did this for 10 days (probably lost about five pounds in the process) up until my test and passed. No detox drinks or anything like that.

I also had a friend, big dude, who was in a similar position. Being that he was a big guy, he thought it was a good idea to take two detox drinks before his drug test. He ended up in the ER with kidney failure.

Anyways, if I were you I would to get to work today with diet, water, exercising and sweating to give yourself the best chance at passing.