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The most attention whoring person in NBA history denying having film crews follow him around was about self-promotion

About passing things along when all he did in his life is about copying Jordan, and failing at it

Not looking for approval from the greats when he had been begging for Jordan's attention for 20 years

right to choose him over Shaq when Shaq carried his coattail riding career to three championship, then the best trade in NBA history to land MVPau for two more, not to mention FOUR missed playoffs, including one at the peak of his prime

legend being outplayed by Rip Hamilton in the finals

legend need Tyronn Lue (aka Lebron's towel boy) to save him from AI3's wrath

Daddy issues

extremely transparent in his me > team at ude, even calling the fans stupid, but stupid fans still think he's all about winning

sending messages to Ronda, same manufactured "superstars"

proud of writing his own commercials, when all of them stunk

refusing to support his sisters when his entire career was one handout after another

choked but it was

because of my scrawny legs

"The Eighth Man", when he was really the "The Twelfth man"

paying to support criminals but not his sisters

dedicating his entire life in basketball, but still can't reach
9 like the lazy Shaq

murdered his own unborn child by causing so much stress for his wife

begging for #stayNessy

"I am so strong that nobody can control me", but having his wife control every aspect of his life

Fox would rather retire than to play with Kobe without Shaq

Pray for the bear when he couldn't handle a couple of overweight cops interrogating him

learning the piano to hold on to Nessy

Saying he just likes to enjoy the moment when all he does is plan 20 steps ahead in how to manipulate the media

copying that schtick from Joker

naming himself after a female character and somehow try to pass off as original