I could use a 12-pack for tonight.
Hey Batman I need a 12 pack before Thursday,
I've got some cold ones waiting at home and I'm heading that way!!![]()
Oh goly gee, I'm getting so excited!!!
All I'm gonna need is key lime pie(if that's doable) and Keystone and I'll be one happy camper...
Oh and Truthy, you're supposed to try your hand at your momma's bread, so don't forget!!
Felicity must live in a TPark drinking Keystone....
Yea, in fact, I live right next door to your trailor...only mines better looking than yours...
damn batman, you gotta know that felicity don't take your .
Oh im sorry you must be confusing me for some hilly billy trailer trash allow myself to introduce...myself...im batman hunny i live in a nice ass mansion where the women run naked along my beer waterfall...thats right, a beer waterfall now you tell me how i live in a trailer?
that waterfall does kick ass...almost as much as your beer shower.
Tell that c word to bring it, she cant handle me
Ok felicity, i didnt mean it, your not a c word...only cherry is
In actuality, those are the naked women running out from under your piece of air conditioning unit on the side of your trailer because they saw your man tackle and thought it wasn't anything you told them it was...
Alright. That's better. I take back what I just wrote in the previous post...sorry, I want to be invited to your mansion after all...
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha your lucky im a forgiving bat......
And I'm sure your man tackle is lovely...
UPDATE! UPDATE!!! Someone needs to bring supplies to cook up some bacon and egg tacos!!
I got to the tailgate Sunday in such a hurry to beat the crowd,(there was already a line at 7am, I couldn't believe it!!) that we forgot about breakfast tacos! And I was dying to have them...
As I was walking through the parking lot, I saw only one lady making tacos, so I had to bargain with her--a beer for a taco.
that im roasting a pig in the damn parking lot
Fine you'll bring the bacon.![]()
Make sure it's turkey bacon. Pork bacon has become disgusting to me now compared to turkey bacon. It's way better than regular bacon. Less fat and tastes better.
Hey Duff, when are you going to pay Jim back??
that is unsatisfactory...you had to trade to get a taco? its tailgating, nothing should be required to get some free food. I'll definately have breakfast at my site. Free to the masses.
See I knew you would bring justice to the situation. You're such a classy guy Truthy!!![]()
How the did this thread go from tailgate food to man tackle?![]()
It really spans back from Batman calling me the "c" word after I got mad at him talking about my high school...
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