What Would A Gregg Popovich Presidency Look Like?

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Great thread.

[OrEmuN]

Reporter- "Why did we lose that battle?
"They killed more people than we did...next question."

Or he could shrug and say

We missed some shots. They made theirs.

[spurs10]

Or he could shrug and say

We missed some shots. They made theirs.

Better

[houston spurs fan]

We'd be France. Pop = Hollande....

[lefty]

"You got outcoached by Avery Joh..."
"Wrong"

"You left Tim Duncan on the bench in game 6 vs Mi.."
"Wrong"

[xellos88330]

Congress would get over themselves.

All of the USA would have to or be sent somewhere else until we do.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Get ready for universal free college and healthcare and hyperinflation as a consequence. The only jobs created would be for guys to build signs for gas stations that hold four digits instead of three.

And get ready for hyper-affirmative action, where women are required to be paid twice as much as men plus a year of paid maternity leave per child. Non-whites are also paid twice the salary of whites, while non-citizen immigrants will be required to be paid at least three times that.

[bigfan]

It would look a boatload better than the thin skinned, dangerous buffoon we have there today.

[wildbill2u]

Richard Jefferson would be the Secretary of Health and LBGT Services.

[Play Boban]

Political dissidents would be jailed and minorities would be oppressed and imprisoned like Stephen Jackson and Dedmon.

[jeebus]

Bonner in charge of everything, Popsuckers doing damage control on day one, country eventually imploding.

[Old School 44]

When asked about his staff members missing from cabinet meetings, Pop replied, "I told them to rest, they're old."

Reporter: Are you happy with your first week in office?
President Pop: Happy? Really...did you just ask me if I'm happy???

[GSH]

He would be the first person to name himself President.

China would hire Phil Jackson as their President, and we'd all be ed.

Any cabinet members who performed especially well would get benched for a couple of weeks.

No one would know what the First Lady looks like.

Daily press briefings would be limited to three questions, and the answer to all of them would be, "Turnovers". Doris Burke would not be admitted.

The most important battles would be fought by the National Guard, because the Army, Navy, and Air Force would have the night off.

Craig Sager's face would be carved into Mt. Rushmore.

Would call the country "soft" and demand more "nasty".