Getting up early

[Shaolin-Style]

I wake up with loud beeping alarm, splash some water across my face, shave, jump in my car and play some power metal and drive to classes.

[ShoogarBear]

i snort a couple of lines off the ass of the hooker next to me

I was waiting for either this or the old "wake up with a hummer" line.

[polandprzem]

Fell of the bed and do some pushups then other excercises and drink a cup of water, then take a shower and do breakfast

[JoeChalupa]

Join the Marines.

Semper Fi!!!

I get up at 5:30am every work day, splash some cold water on my face and I'm good to go. I don't like to rush so this way I can take my time, do some ironing, watch the news, spend time with the girls before they go to school and then I'm off to work.

[TheWriter]

i snort a couple of lines off the ass of the hooker next to me

You too?

[NZHayden]

I wake up with loud beeping alarm, splash some water across my face, shave, jump in my car and play some power metal and drive to classes.

same here, cold water across the face, hardcore techno/dance music,then mcdonalds drive through

[1Parker1]

Best way to wake up...put your alarm far away so that when it goes off, you have no choice but to stand up and turn it off. It also helps if you set your clock ahead by 5-10 minutes, that way you avoid running late all the time. I always shower in the morning...wakes you up big time.

Plus I drink Orange Juice (on the go). I hate coffee and all that crap...and Orange Juice is better for you and it actually does wake me up.

[KEDA]

have to agree with the alarm clock across the room, and the morning shower, works for me!

[SpursWoman]

Alarm clock across the room ... big assin' cup of coffee.

But I get up early anyway...even when I don't really want or have to.

[CharlieMac]

Make sure the alarm clock is on the opposite side of teh room.

[Clandestino]

Drink a glass of water before bed, you'l have to pee when you get up. Unless you have problems wetting the bed.

haha... too crazy

[SpursWoman]

That's how the Indians did it.