Open For business

[angel_luv]

Hey with all the damn shy ass people in the world that are too damn scared to approach a woman its the best thing to do. I'm good with matchmaking i always hook my friends up, and i know how to play the cards right....i dont see a problem with it

If you are such a good samaritan/ humanitarian then why charge people?

[batman2883]

If you are such a good samaritan/ humanitarian then why charge people?

a brothas gotta make a living too..it wont be much, something like a 12 pack of corona will do

[TheTruth]

bigzac, how did you change your name to bigsac?

don't you dare change your name preggo...

[bigzak25]

if batman is providing a service to help people be happy, he's en led to compensation.

, all those matchmaker sites and stuff charge.

i'm sure he'll be fair and reasonable as can be seen by his starting low low price of a pack of cold ones.

[batman2883]

if batman is providing a service to help people be happy, he's en led to compensation.

, all those matchmaker sites and stuff charge.

i'm sure he'll be fair and reasonable as can be seen by his starting low low price of a pack of cold ones.

Exactly, you cant put a price on happiness with someone you really wanna be with...

[batman2883]

Now if you want to change your wardrobe and look like someone worth talking to, then i can give hints and show you were to shop and for what...I definitly know how to dress

[TheTruth]

Ginooko!!

[bigzak25]

Holy Cow! I'ts the Batman Makeover Show!

Mouse, if i was gonna be here in town, that kmol gig would be ours and we could have all this on TV...

[batman2883]

yeah, I'm good at what i do, i can make napoleon dynamite seem like a young Tom Cruise

[bigzak25]

alright, i'll see your a napolean dynamite and Raise you a Mouse.

[batman2883]

I can make mouse, into a freaking George Clooney

[LuvBones]

^Can't wait to see that.

[batman2883]

of course he would have to pay for his new wardrobe and all the expenses but i can make it happen

[Untouchable1]

Can you get the girl of your dreams...Batman?

[TheTruth]

hahahaha...batman is making me laugh a whole lot right now.

you da man bat.

[Untouchable1]

Rule #6 bas .........

never leave a fellow crasher behind.....

Rule#23

answer any text or call

[batman2883]

Rule #72...
i cant answer my phone when i have no reception bas .....

[Untouchable1]

you thats #71 read the ing book right.....

[Untouchable1]

and if that is true.....there are payphones....or is batman too good for that ...

[Arragontigo]

Let me handle this one Batman, Untouchable 1....yes Batman is too good for the payphones, he's an arrogant asshole who doesnt see it fit to use a payphone.....

[batman2883]

I need a slogan

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

How about "I know a lot of girls who put out on the first date."?

[MiNuS]

"Batman,I'll find you a Catwoman!"

[Gatita]

yeah, I'm good at what i do, i can make napoleon dynamite seem like a young Tom Cruise

Great you'll be turning geeky boys into gay midgets.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

"Great mates shouldn't just go to amazingly beautiful people. They should also go to the people who can afford to pay me!"