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You're conflicted. In some threads you talk about defending them and now you hate them. It's pretty weird. Fits the profile of a serial pedophile.
I've actually thought about that. The police in the inner cities hiring speedy black cops so they don't get outran.
What pro rassler was a sprint champ in college?
You're conflicted. In some threads you talk about defending them and now you hate them. It's pretty weird. Fits the profile of a serial pedophile.
Maybe it depends on how much they resist?
Just how damn dumb are you?
I'll go slow....
Anyone unable to defend themselves needs our help ok stupid? This isn't about likes/dislikes...ok dummy?
Stupid, think......there ya sit at the bar with a 13 year, what in the is there to talk about....well? Dude, would ya want your buddies seeing you with a kid.....do you think at all?
Stupid. never saw anyone where I thought they were a kid...ok dummy?
Stupid.......they are there to hustle drinks......now think ya dumb , ok?
I've never sat at a bar with a 13 year old. I have not idea what we would talk about. It'd probably go like this:
13 year old: hi...buy me a drink
me: uh...you need to go home and study and work on what you want to do with your future
13 year old: ohhhh...ok....bye
me: Hey
13 year old: (turning around)
me: stay away from that Avante dude
Dude, ya suck at that also.
Reality
13 year old....hi buy me drink?
You.....love to, did ya know as a kid around your age I ran a 20.00 200m?
13 year old....my dad still holds the Phillipines 200m record at 21.08. He was at SMU when he ran that so why you lie?
You...ah, well....hey, where ya going?
13 yeare old....I no drink with liar.
It's more like this...
hot Asian woman: hey....buy me a drink
me: sure...I got money to burn
hot Asian woman: you lookee familiar
me: yeah...maybe you saw that track magazine
hot Asian woman: oooohhhhhh you were the highschool guy that ran around a 20 200m
me: yep...but I don't like to talk about it
hot Asian woman: oooooohhhhh....what you want to talk about
me: whatever...I'm an expert on just about anything you've ever heard of
hot Asian woman: you like poopy shooty
me: ugh....no...I don't even know what that is. Sounds gross. Hey...have you ever heard of Alice in Chains
hot Asian woman: oooooo....nooo...what is that
me: it's a who, not a what. ...you're dumb
hot Asian woman: we ee suckee now???
me: no...I'm trying to enjoy my dinner
hot Asian woman: what you eat?
me: it's a cheese burger. ...are you re ed
hot Asian woman: oooooooo....me ruv you rong tim
me: OK Scooby Doo
hot Asian woman: whaaattt?
me: what ing time is it?
hot Asian woman: it's 75
me: ...you are re ed
hot Asian woman: you seen jiggy wiggy
me: what?
hot Asian woman: jiggy wiggy
me: what?????
hot Asian woman: never mind
me: it's getting late and you're dull
hot Asian woman: you ee suckee
me: I don't know...have you seen that movie, Under the Skin?
hot Asian woman: ooooohhhh nooooo
me: What about Breaking Bad
hot Asian woman: oooooohhh yes...it so good
me: yes, it is.
hot Asian woman: you likee Friends?
me: no, I never saw a whole episode. I did watch Seinfeld though
hot Asian woman: oooooohhhhh....NBC must see TV
me: yeah...sort of....I just watched Seinfeld. And ER. Was that on Thursday?
hot Asian woman: oooooooo...Noah Wylie
me: yeah...I suppose...you see the Librarian?
hot Asian woman: yessss....so good....you watchee?
me: no, it looked like from the commercials
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I should have know better than lie about that 20.00 with a sprint geek like Avante here. So instead of just admitting I'm a lowrent liar I try to go that silly ass route, yep, look like a clown intead. Beats being a liar.
We could do a poll and see if I probably ran that fast. Would that work for you?
Dude, nobody here except Avante knows sprinting, and you know this. Watch this....
trivia
The All USC 100m
lane
1.First black to hold a sprint World Record, and the first "Worlds Fastest Human".
2.Olympic 100m gold medalist.
3.Histories first 9.3
4.Histories first 9.4
5.Canadian 200m record holder
6.Olympic 200m gold medalist
7.WR 4x1 anchor
8.Number one ranked sprinter in the world
Nobody here has a clue who belongs in those lanes so why ask a bunch of know nothings anything about sprinting?
Avante is the most knowledgable "sprint geek" on the internet, trust him.
Dude, I have the best times ever ran at 200m by year gong back to pre 1900, ok? No middle school EVER EVER EVER ran anything remotely close to a 20,.00, and I can prove this.....ok?
hmmmm....pretty easy....
1.First black to hold a sprint World Record, and the first "Worlds Fastest Human". - Figaroe Shattercrotch
2.Olympic 100m gold medalist. - Blind "Legs" Willie Phister
3.Histories first 9.3 - Def Leppard
4.Histories first 9.4 - Jonathan Lightening "Jones"
5.Canadian 200m record holder - Octavia Spencer
6.Olympic 200m gold medalist - Whataburger
7.WR 4x1 anchor - Cap'n Crunch
8.Number one ranked sprinter in the world - Sam's Club
LOL..."Figaroe Shattercrotch"
LMAO at me
Dude, will you ever figure this out? It is...IMPOSSIBLE...for anyone middle school age to run a 20.00.....IMPOSSIBLE....ok re ?
Go to any other forum put there on the internet and try and peddle.....as a midde school kid I ran a WORLD CLASS 20.00 200m....watch what happens.
Stupid....the GREAT Bob Hayes ran a 20.5 WR.....ok re ?
Why does it bother you? I also said that it was spring of my 8th grade year. So I was pretty much a high schooler physically. I don't know why it didn't get written up. Maybe it was wind aided. I never thought much about it.
Dude, it's not about YOU getting it, ok? The timers seeing a 20.00 windy or not for a middle school kid are going to talk, you don't understand this?
Dude, you simply have no idea just how damn stupid you are being with this. You really are 100% clueless.
Your coach woud have totally freaked out as would all those you beat by a mile, as would everyone in the stands. A 20.00 by some kid is a WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~~~~~~~~~~~~ but......being an idiot you don't get this.
Dude, don't ignore this, ok? If you'd ran that 20.00 here you would have won the OLYMPIC SILVER MEDAL.....now think ya dummy, ok? A middle school kid beating the fastest sprinters in the world? Dude, are you re ed, bipolar or just an idiot?
See Andre DeGrasse? He holds the USC 200m record and the Canadian 200m record and you would have beat him......hahahahaha~~~~
Olympic, Rio de Janeiro 2016 1 Usain Bolt JAM 19.78 2 Andre De Grasse CAN 20.02 3 Christophe Lemaitre FRA 20.12 4 Adam Gemili GBR 20.12 5 Churandy Martina NED 20.13 6 LaShawn Merritt USA 20.19 7 Alonso Edward PAN 20.23 8 Ramil Guliyev TUR 20.43
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