Reply With Quoteloser is right!
I got one something like this last night....I don't save them:
marriedloserwithpregnantwife: hi, sexy
spurswoman21: hey....
marriedloserwithpregnantwife: you naked?
spurswoman21: WTF would I be naked? I'm sitting here working on my resume. Where's your wife?
marriedloserwithpregnantwife: she won't talk to me
spurswoman21: can't imagine why
spurswoman21: go rub her feet, I gotta go
spurswoman21 has logged off at 7:48pm...
loser is right!
SAB: God?
Jaweh: Yes my son...
SAB: Why are there mean internet people?
Jaweh: Well, that's kind of hard to explain.
SAB: Please try
Jaweh: Think in terms of stinging nettles or poison ivy.
Jaweh: Not everything can be nice.
Jaweh: There has to be a downside.
Jaweh: That way, you appreciate the truly good things, like FSP.
SAB: I think I understand. Thanks, until next time.
fspspdiddy: DAMNIT LJ
fspspdiddy: MANU IS GOD
ljinprincessland: lol
fspspdiddy: HE'S BETTER THAN GOD
fspspdiddy: GOD IS MANUS WOMAN
ljinprincessland: those responses are coming in the thread once the argentineans wakeup
fspspdiddy: hahaha
fspspdiddy: this is going in the club
ljinprincessland: lol
you guys are nuts.
spurswoman21: OMG
spurswoman21: ROFLMFAO
koriellis21: "association of re ed citizens"
spurswoman21: that is saaaaaaaaaad
koriellis21: like it would be called that!!!
spurswoman21: "re ed?"
spurswoman21: lol
spurswoman21: no
spurswoman21: what a dumbass
Here's are really old one I found:
slowmoe32_98: *&$%#
spurswoman21: damn
spurswoman21: I need to quit drinking so much coffee
slowmoe32_98: *$%#@*(^
slowmoe32_98: lol
spurswoman21: **&^%$^% &^%%##$@)&^& )(*
slowmoe32_98: &&%#$@(*&%^#
ljinprincessland: today and tomorrow i have to start training the peeps
ljinprincessland: i picked my friend aka the druggy and some nerdy white guy
koriellis21: funny
koriellis21: the nerd should balance out the druggy
koriellis21: were they happy you picked them?
ljinprincessland: i know about it
ljinprincessland: yeah pretty happy
ljinprincessland: i was going to pick this semi-chinese guy but he's probably smarter than me so that wasn't too coo'
koriellis21: lol
not only that, but you don't wanna catch SARS.
Manu vs. Malik in the olympics.....
ljinprincessland: he would crack the cracka azz cracka?
ljinprincessland: or is he not a cracka azz cracka?
kjdprimo: **** yea
kjdprimo: he is a half cracka azz cracka lefty cracka
ljinprincessland: damn
ljinprincessland: Ritz?
ljinprincessland: or Nabisco?
kjdprimo: Damn Graham cracka
ljinprincessland: lol
ljinprincessland: STFU
kjdprimo: **** off
kjdprimo: spurs in 5
kjdprimo: front page material
ljinprincessland: lol
kjdprimo: bye, need to eat lunch
kjdprimo: hoe
ljinprincessland: go eat a Cheaney
fspspdiddy: I just got home from balling
ljinprincessland: hopefully that means basketball
fspspdiddy: yes sir
ljinprincessland: or else you could have done it in the bathroom
fspspdiddy: thats on my palm pilot for later tonight
ljinprincessland: eeeee:vomit
fspspdiddy: hahaha
fspspdiddy: you started it
koriellis21: what happened to the 1 oclock meeting??
ljinprincessland: about to stizzart
koriellis21: cooliizio
ljinprincessland: damn you are blacker than me
ljinprincessland: with that word
koriellis21: I am blacker than you.
koriellis21: 1) I eat watermelon
koriellis21: 2) I dance a lot
koriellis21: 3) Black by injection > 1/2 black by birth
ljinprincessland: 4) You jump high
koriellis21: true
Damn, I'm funny.koriellis21: 3) Black by injection > 1/2 black by birth
What are these?
Transcript from a chat?
Or is this made up?
Or should I just mind my own business?
WTF?
they are Yahoo IM transcripts
emevol98: anyone there?
emevol98: will you talk to me please?
emevol98: if you talk to me, i'll give you a dollar
emevol98: radiohead tickets?
emevol98: i'll stop boning your sister?
emevol98: okay... bye
CagedGuitarBoy (3:13:53 AM): you could be like that kid that follows led zeplin around in almost famous
CagedGuitarBoy (3:14:00 AM): you could meet penny lane!
yyyeeennn (3:14:24 AM): Oh man, a friend of mine actually met penny lane.
yyyeeennn (3:14:28 AM): At SXSW.
CagedGuitarBoy (3:14:45 AM): kate hudson?
yyyeeennn (3:16:57 AM): No, no, the real penny lane.
yyyeeennn (3:17:01 AM): All old and crap.
yyyeeennn (3:17:12 AM): She hit on one of his friends who was in a band.
CagedGuitarBoy (3:17:18 AM): woah lmao
CagedGuitarBoy (3:17:25 AM): sxsw groupies
CagedGuitarBoy (3:17:26 AM): how great
yyyeeennn (3:18:32 AM): Yeah, unsigned band groupies... the lowest of the low.
CagedGuitarBoy (3:19:09 AM): no no
CagedGuitarBoy (3:19:17 AM): the lowest of the low are coverband groupies
yyyeeennn (3:19:33 AM): Haha.
yyyeeennn (3:19:34 AM): That's great.
I thought they were made up.
You peeps are quick on the draw! Some creative stuff!
This one in particular had me laughing my azz off:
koriellis21: what happened to the 1 oclock meeting??
ljinprincessland: about to stizzart
koriellis21: cooliizio
ljinprincessland: damn you are blacker than me
ljinprincessland: with that word
koriellis21: I am blacker than you.
koriellis21: 1) I eat watermelon
koriellis21: 2) I dance a lot
koriellis21: 3) Black by injection > 1/2 black by birth
ljinprincessland: 4) You jump high
koriellis21: true
SnoWhiteSwaIIows (5:51:48 PM): hahaha
CagedGuitarBoy (5:52:18 PM): i can't wait till i'm a rich muscian
CagedGuitarBoy (5:52:32 PM): i want some cute groupies
SnoWhiteSwaIIows (5:53:26 PM): i cant wait til youre a rich musician
CagedGuitarBoy (5:53:57 PM): you want to be one of my groupies that bad?
SnoWhiteSwaIIows (5:54:15 PM): heyyyyyyyyyy how did you know?
SnoWhiteSwaIIows (5:54:16 PM):
CagedGuitarBoy: dude
emevol98: ?
CagedGuitarBoy: whatcha doin?
emevol98: working...
CagedGuitarBoy: i meant later tonight
emevol98: why?
CagedGuitarBoy: i was thinking we could meet up for a drink...
emevol98: i don't think so, guy
CagedGuitarBoy: already have plans?
emevol98: not really, i just don't want to meet up with you for a "drink"
CagedGuitarBoy: how about some casual sex then?
emevol98: what the ****?
CagedGuitarBoy: cyber?
emevol98 has signed off at 11:32am
emevol 98 (11:22:27 PM): get in chat fool
CagedGuitarBoy (11:22:36 PM): hold on
CagedGuitarBoy (11:22:42 PM): my video card decided to go nuts on me
CagedGuitarBoy (11:22:49 PM): I had to beat it into submission
emevol 98 (11:22:58 PM): you missed the biggest scoop of the year dude
CagedGuitarBoy (11:23:08 PM): sucks for me
CagedGuitarBoy (11:23:18 PM): do share
emevol 98 (11:23:31 PM): we are trading everyone for Joe Johnson
CagedGuitarBoy (11:23:39 PM): who the **** hired pop and hired ice?
emevol 98 (11:23:55 PM): actually
emevol 98 (11:24:02 PM): and remember this is the confidential
CagedGuitarBoy (11:24:15 PM): always
emevol 98 (11:24:18 PM): i just want you to come in so i can seduce you into some cybersex
emevol 98 (11:24:31 PM): your font really turns me on
emevol 98 (11:24:43 PM): who cares if MFD says being gay is wrong
CagedGuitarBoy (11:24:51 PM): WTF???!?!?!??
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