Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
Yup. I thought of that one all by myself.
The way to a women's heart is thru her family and friends.
If her family and friends are not accpting of you, then typically she will not be either.
Women want someone that will protect her and make her feel safe, yet at the same time, be compassionate and be her best friend.
Okay, now I'm barfing. :vomit
Way to a woman's heart?
Show her your a real man by being chivilric and nice.
In other words, be a good guy.
No way. Women like "bad boys." If you treat them like crap, they can't get enough of you.
Through her feet. A good foot rub and she's yours dude. Just don't go hooking up with a chick with skanky ass feet.
OMG, don't touch my feet!!!!!
I'm the foot in master. I don't be ticklin' or nothing.
Don't call her fat.
Well, to each his own, but I prefer ing a woman in the vagina. The last thing you need is a case of athlete's wang.
^^^PULP FICTION^^^
Ever heard of it?
Nice reference.
Why yes I have. You are familar with concepts such as sarcasm and humor, yes?
I'm telling ya, you guys go after the wrong women!
Ain't that the truth.
Was your comment sarcasm or irony? I can never tell the differnce between the two.
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Last edited by Mr. Peabody; 08-23-2011 at 06:43 PM.
Id love to know wich "women" to go after.
Women dont come with labels Im afraid.
It just takes use of your common sense.
Women that:
1. Smile
2. Cook
3. Are nice to people they don't know
But they can't be fat. And they should be ty, but not too ty.
If they're too skinny, it means they can't cook!
Don't like ty women, though.
Knowing how to spell and and speaking with correct grammar!
#3 is huge with me. That and being kind to animals. It just tells you so much about a person!
Does this mean I stand no chance with you S y?
How they treat their family says a lot.
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