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    We all know you practice abstinence, albeit unwillingly.
    Bend over, I'll ing implant a zygote.
    How about that one I fertilized in your throat?
    Derp’s been social distancing from vaginas all his life
    tell us all about your gay encounter

    Good .

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    Humanity is a failure of a species right now because the prime age to get pregnant is between 13 and 25, when most girls (and guys) aren't financially, emotionally or practically ready to handle parenthood.

    If the prime biological age to get pregnant was instead, say, 32 to 44, the human species would be MUCH better off.. Also extend the life expectancy to around 110-120. Sort of like Tolkien's hobbits without the midget height and simpleton way of life.

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    tell us all about your gay encounter
    I woke up and there was some random guy sucking my . Not wanting to deny someone an honest wage during this crisis, I allowed him to finish. Once he did though, he started asking for beer money.

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    Throat Baby 2020 copyright
    THROVID-20

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    I woke up and there was some random guy sucking my . Not wanting to deny someone an honest wage during this crisis, I allowed him to finish. Once he did though, he started asking for beer money.

    not judging anyone....


    but that is pretty ing gay

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    not judging anyone....


    but that is pretty ing gay
    Yep, DMC didn't want him to stop.

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    Yep, DMC didn't want him to stop.

    some people- dont need any arm twisting if they are predisposed...


    not judging tho’

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    I woke up and there was some random guy sucking my . Not wanting to deny someone an honest wage during this crisis, I allowed him to finish. Once he did though, he started asking for beer money.

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    not judging anyone....


    but that is pretty ing gay
    That's exactly what I said to him word for word, but he just wiped his chin and said something about drip drip drip.

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    That's exactly what I said to him word for word, but he just wiped his chin and said something about drip drip drip.
    thanks for confirming!

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