you call what mouse does smack, its more like jr high taunting that anything close to real adult smack.
I can still find a cheesy Spur fan at this site who still wants to try and run smack on the 2006 NBA Champions.
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you call what mouse does smack, its more like jr high taunting that anything close to real adult smack.
mouse just got Served!
The 2006 Dallas Mavericks "as champions" - pardon me while I go look up the antidote for that nieve thinking.
[QUOTE=mouse]If your going to get on Mav fans when they lose games in November? then you can't get on them when the celebrate a wins in November.
You guys need to come up with a way so that what took place Saturday does not happen again, instead of trying to use a few games the Mavericks lost to try and ease the sting you still feel from Saturday's ass waxing.
It's ok if Dirk is out we don't really need him until April anyway, You guys need to worry about how hard it's going to be to get past the Rockets as the Mavericks will be waiting for your ass after we sweep the Suns,
I just hope after the Mighty Mavericks win the next five games , I can still find a cheesy Spur fan at this site who still wants to try and run smack on the 2006 NBA Champions.
The Dallas Mavericks
Heyuntill your team beat the SPURS in the playoffs all you need to do from now on is
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Mouse, your team is playing 500 ball and has no banners. Now, stand up and take it like a man. On second thought, you can't because you are a mouse.
Of course, you really should choose an invertebrate.
You began this, when you came in spewing lies all over us, and just generally being a little punk.
Now, you are more like a rat caught in a trap.
You have nothing at all. You have no championship banners, the trophy says you aren't her type! She likes us big time. Have you all even made it to the Western Conference Finals?
You didn't have that great a regular season last year, but this year looks worse. If you want, I can tell you where your record this year ranks in the league.
You don't have any D so we call your team Alice.
You have no post game at all. Now, you don't have much in the way of offense either.
By the way, just fyi, we are tied for the second best record in the entire league. (Regular season our record is superior).
We have won 3 championships in the last 7 years, won 2 in the last 3 years, are the nearly universal pick as the favorites to win it all this year and have the highest winning percentage of any US team in a major professional sport in the Tim Duncan era. (Post season- you have no accomplishments and we have 3 championships- no comparison).
Mouse, until you actually win it all, don't come in and try to bow up to us, we'll mark it return to sender. Did I say you could post that!!! Welcome to our block party!
Remember Spurs 3 Alice and Mouse 0!
Got it? Good!
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When people figure out Mouse is a Spurs fan, they'll be disappointed in all the time they waste responded to him.
What? Mouse is about as much of a Spurs fan as I am a fan of Alice.
Every post Mouse has posted has been rude, hostile, consisted of unprovoked attacks and was misleading since I have been here. Perhaps a car ran over his dog right before I joined which caused him to suddenly start posting nasty, troll garbage, trashing the Spurs that he is such a great "fan" of. Perhaps prior to that car running over his dog, his posts were uniformly supportive of the Spurs. Based upon what I have read, without having read the prior posts he made (ie before I got here), I feel relatively confident in giving a probability assessment of the truthfulness of the proposition that prior to the above catastrophe, he always posted positive things about the Spurs.
I guess you must know Mouse. If Mouse is such a great "fan" of the Spurs, he has a very funny way of showing it. With friends like these, who needs enemies? If I were you and I read the posts that he has written, I might reserve judgment on whether he was such a great fan regardless of what I thought that I knew about him personally.
What's this about wasting time, Kori?
Did you believe that some of our posts are going to help us win the Nobel prize (not me since apparently mathematicians can't get it)?
Is there some philanthropic good here that takes place in some of our posts that does not take place in others?
I must have missed that part.
I thought that it was all for enjoyment and if I have a desire to post something and it is not vulgar or obscene or absolutely hateful, then it was okay.
I don't post anything that I don't want to. So, apparently I must not be too opposed to it. I don't have any regrets per se about my posts as a waste of time since in some sense I want to waste time in between my studies. I don't grade the way that I spend my leisure time that way. I don't even think of it that way.
Now, are moral judgments being made about my posts, some being more virtuous than others?
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I know what it is: Kori is afraid that the Langoliers will come get me because I wasted time responding to Mouse who is secretly a Spurs fan and for reasons known only to Kori and to Mouse himself, has decided that it would be amusing to pretend to insult the other posters here and the Spurs team and pretend to think that the Mavs are better and that he likes the Mavs better than the Spurs.
Don't worry, Kori. I am watching out for the Langoliers.
Hopefully, they won't get me.
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Nice vent post^ It may get you banned but it was fun to read, I feel like I lost some of my stress reading it. I will say this , you do have one set of Balls
Now back to the topic,
I was never a Spurs fan, and there is no proof on this planet that I ever was. I would act like a Spurs fan so I could talk smack to JBL on the radio , he was a major laker fan and no one in this tree hugging town would stand up to that turd so I took it upon myself to do this city a favor and I don't mind saying it was a full time Job.
By the time Kori came to San Antonio from Canada she heard me on the radio and just figured I was a Spurs fan, so I don't blame her , she just did not know the whole story,
plus if you know folks from Canada, they are always a day late , it's all that moose head beer.
but let's forget for a moment who was a fan of who and when, The bottom-Line is the Spurs have not proved this season they are any where near coming up with a way to get past the Mighty Mavericks, The olny hope they have is that the Mavericks by some sort of freak of nature lose to another team in the first round, But you know as well as I do , that is not going to happen this season.
it's kinda funny Spur fans are still stinging from Saturdays game , I can see it in your posts, how many times are you guys going to pull out the 'we have more banners" card? I remember many years you guys would get on laker fans for doing the same thing. maybe Spur fans are upset we have better looking cheerleaders, maybe it drives you nuts knowing we have the best Spur in the history of San Antonio as our coach, Avery Johnson how must you feel knowing the coach of the 2006 NBA Champions (Dallas Mavericks) made the winning basket to put a ring on your finger after 25 long years is now our head coach,
What ever the reason is......
You guys have no excuse for that Coffee Enema your Spurs recived 6 days ago. And until you guys can get over Saturday and move on to the next ass raping you will receive at the hands of Avery Johnson and The Dallas Mavericks?
I suggest you guys lay off the smack talk and use this time to figure out a way to win in 2007 because there will be no repeat this season.....
And that is something you can't blame on BUSH
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If the Spurs don't win, it probably is Bush's fault. Yep, that's my position and the position that I have seen advocated by all the Spurs supporters.
Why would she ban me? I said before and I will say it again I think that she does a good job of running this site. I mildly disagree with her and crack a few jokes, but I respect her.
School has started, Mouse. Take your seat and take good notes. I will test you later.
You have no answers, Mouse. You have no rings. You have a .500 record.
You don't know anything about winning a championship the first time around. Until you win the ring, you've got nothing.
He who is putting his armor on should not talk like he who is taking it off- Confucius (paraphrased).
I would guess that you all are exactly in the middle of the pack with your record right now.
The reason why people should think that Alice is good is because you have won 2 games, one of them by one point. You're lucky, you should be 1-3.
Without Dirk, your offense really suffers and we named you Alice for a very simple and obvious reason: you have no d at all.
So, you've never won anything in the past. You have won two games so far, one of them by one point against a Suns team without Amare, Joe Johnson and Q Richardson, have a .500 record and we are supposed to believe that your team is one of the best in the NBA? As I said before, even a broken clock is right twice in a 24 hour time period. Detroit beat us by about 30 in the Finals in game 4. By your theory, they won it all. But they didn't. Hence, your logic is flawed.
Sorry teams have beaten good teams by a lot before.
Sometimes a team will lose one of their best players and their opponents would underestimate them, be complacent and that team would win by a lot. We can find onesided wins by sorry teams against great teams which won a championship before. Those are called counterexamples in logic.
You win 1 game and you draw this conclusion that Alice is better than the Spurs and will advance past them in the playoffs. That is a logical fallacy of hasty generalization.
You must admit the counterexamples are true since they are undisputed facts. Therefore, if you still maintain that because of that one win, therefore Alice is better than the Spurs and will advance further in the playoffs than the Spurs, you have also committed the logical fallacy of special pleading.
Playoffs: Phoenix beat you guys. You should not have escaped the Rockets. We beat Phoenix in 5, winning the first 3 by which time everybody knew the series was over.
If you have not ever shown yourself to be a good team in the past, aren't doing so now, one win at home is supposed to prove that Alice is better than the Spurs and will advance past the Spurs?
Either all or the vast majority of basketball analysts who are not tied to either the Spurs or Alice would disagree with these two propositions. Do you seriously maintain that they are all wrong because you, an admitted Alice fan say so and the only evidence that you can adduce to support your thesis is a single win in the third game of the season at your home court?
In summary, you're going to have to come up with something better than a single win in the third game at your home court to prove your thesis.
Avoid logical fallacies in your arguments: Don't make statements that counterexamples disprove, don't engage in arguments using hasty generalizations, don't engage in special pleading.
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Video of you cheering, riding on the front of a river boat in the Championship River Parade in 1999?
That's a rat in a trap.
He wiggles, but he can't escape.
Notice, it's only when the cat is away that the mouse will play.
But, the Cat is here. Too bad for the rat.
What's up with your friend Mouse, whom you claim is this giant Spurs fan?
Is he lying when he explained away the evidence you thought proved that he was a Spurs fan?
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I won't say he's lying, but I've never lived in CanadaIs he lying when he explained away the evidence you thought proved that he was a Spurs fan?![]()
Mouse?
Comments?
Please explain:
Is this the bandwagoner, acting hypocritically ?
Or is Kori right and you are lying?
Everybody loves a winner.
Thanks, Kori. I had a test earlier today and a paper the night before explaining my venting. Please do not ban me.
However, now I am vastly amused.
You may be right and I may be completely wrong which has happened more often than you might believe. However, either way, Mouse is going to have trouble showing his face around here. This is going to go around like TPark and his saying.
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My Goodness, what a tangled web we weave
I am waiting on pins and needles to hear this one.
Mouse, where are you?
Did you cheer for us, riding on the front of a river boat in the Championship River Parades in 2003 or 2005?
Mouse? Mouse? Has anyone seen Mouse?
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...whoooppsssssss!
busted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Because of the Langoliers.
Mouse always like to threaten posters that you will ban them.
You had the tenacity to endure through my seemingly endless posts.
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MilkyWay21, I think it's party time
Funny how Mouse has disappeared.
Normally, he's not this shy. Wonder if it has anything to do with him being exposed as a
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Just because I wanted to show support for the Spurs first NBA Championship in 25 years does not make me a Spurs fan. I was just doing the right thing by showing up with some folks who asked me and JBL to be part of the parade.
I did not want to be bitter and say no, Just like I was at your house when the Spurs won last seasons NBA Championship. Unlike others in here who think being a fan of a certain team means you need to be an ass hole to others? I have to much class to pull out that ha ha you we won card.
After the Spurs lost to the Dallas Mavericks in game one of the WCFs that year? I came in here to talk NBA not rub it in that your team just got there ass handed to them on national TV
But as you can see from the post above you, I have to deal with many wanabee fans who want a peice of mouse's Mo-Jo on a daily basis,
All that talk and not one good reason why Spurs lost Saturday, At least I give the Spurs props when they win in a fair fashion. But its kinda hard when you have dirty players like Manu using thier knees like a Star Wars Jedi using his sabor.
But at the end it always comes down to the banners and rings, That's when you know a person has nothing to say.
don't take mouse seriously, themanurules.
he's just being funny!
he actually gives this forum more life........![]()
esp. when someone attacks his favorite team-the Spurs opps the Dallas Mavericks, I mean.
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Did you get a new monitor? Or why do you type all the way across like a normal person these days?
so you are really a mavs fan or a spurs fan that likes to irritate some fans on this site?
Dallas does have the best strip club I have ever been to. All I remember is that it was called Billy Bob's. I was in there for like two or three hours and I never saw the same girl twice.
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