NBA: 2021 Highest salaries and their teams finish

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You'd a been lookin at the same thing in 87 and 88.

That was the year Utah went all in trying to topple us by haranguing the officiating when Magic would do his 5 step waltz thru the lane, whistle heard, he'd about face and march to the FT line for 2 shots. Like clockwork, Mult.

The Jazz, as one would all raise up off the bench and go nutty-nuts. But, Magic was still juiced in and remained that way, until he tried to return with the HIV. His "protection" was gone, he was on his own and it did not work out.

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just messing, cub. You had a respectable run as Sun's #1 menace to society

Yes indeed it was fine campaign. They knew where I lived and I was getting Jet Magazine subscriptions for Christ sakes..."Dale, why is there a Jet magazine in the bathroom? You don't read that."

I was afraid they were going to show up on the front door stoop. "Uh, Dale, it's for you."

I even went to meet that guy at the Chuckwagon by the ASU Campus, remember that, Mitch? Can't remember his name. He graduated and quit the site. He never showed. Drove about 150 miles round trip. I had a burger by myself then crossed Mill Avenue, went into an ASU library and peeked up coed's skirts in the racks. "Sir, if you don't leave I'm calling security."

"I'm leaving, but can you help me up, my knees are kinda locked up, I've been down here so long."

"Security!!!"

"I'm goin', I'm goin'."

[Mitch]

Yes indeed it was fine campaign. They knew where I lived and I was getting Jet Magazine subscriptions for Christ sakes..."Dale, why is there a Jet magazine in the bathroom? You don't read that."

I was afraid they were going to show up on the front door stoop. "Uh, Dale, it's for you."

I even went to meet that guy at the Chuckwagon by the ASU Campus, remember that, Mitch? Can't remember his name. He graduated and quit the site. He never showed. Drove about 150 miles round trip. I had a burger by myself then crossed Mill Avenue, went into an ASU library and peeked up coed's skirts in the racks. "Sir, if you don't leave I'm calling security."

"I'm leaving, but can you help me up, my knees are kinda locked up, I've been down here so long."

"Security!!!"

"I'm goin', I'm goin'."

Cub you gotta tell your stories, I'd read them

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Cub you gotta tell your stories, I'd read them

The worst? Monday night was Catechism for the boys. I'd take them, drop 'em off come back and then we'd, you know get it on. That day she got a package while she was at work. I didn't open it, just set it on the bed. I come back from dropping them and she's standing there in black crotch-less panties and nothing else! "Oh, Dale, this is such a nice gift and a super surprise." Those bas s had sent her the GD panties thru the mail, Mitch. Still had the receipt from Dillards!

I had no choice but to portend I'd bought them. What the else could I do, Mitch?

I climbed on, did my duty, five minutes later, maybe six I was back on AZ Central. Those ers.

[Fat Brandon Bass]

rofl

[Mitch]

The worst? Monday night was Catechism for the boys. I'd take them, drop 'em off come back and then we'd, you know get it on. That day she got a package while she was at work. I didn't open it, just set it on the bed. I come back from dropping them and she's standing there in black crotch-less panties and nothing else! "Oh, Dale, this is such a nice gift and a super surprise." Those bas s had sent her the GD panties thru the mail, Mitch. Still had the receipt from Dillards!

I had no choice but to portend I'd bought them. What the else could I do, Mitch?

I climbed on, did my duty, five minutes later, maybe six I was back on AZ Central. Those ers.

they sent your wife lingerie?

Does she know it was from your sun's friends?

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they sent your wife lingerie?

Does she know it was from your sun's friends?

No way. I just told her I had to have it sent by Dillard's because it was on "special" order.

[Mitch]

No way. I just told her I had to have it sent by Dillard's because it was on "special" order.

So what's the story of you terrorizing them?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Cub was drunk last night

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So what's the story of you terrorizing them?

It was an awful picture of a suicide attempt by a guy. The hospital picture was just something else again and I lodged it front and center on the old AZ Central site. All broke loose, they sent the panties, Jet magazine, and called the house...

" o?"

"Cubby?"

"Yes?"

" you!"

"O & whatever the # was on that particular day!!!"

[Mitch]

It was an awful picture of a suicide attempt by a guy. The hospital picture was just something else again and I lodged it front and center on the old AZ Central site. All broke loose, they sent the panties, Jet magazine, and called the house...

" o?"

"Cubby?"

"Yes?"

" you!"

"O & whatever the # was on that particular day!!!"

Did you just post your info and tell them all "come at me, O & forever"

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Did you just post your info and tell them all "come at me, O & forever"

Yes. I was full of piss and vinegar at that stage of life. Thankfully they never showed up at the house lookin' for blood.

I used to sit out by the light pole in a kitchen chair smoking a cigar while the game was going on. I'd have the children signal me by switching the porch light on & off 3 times if the Suns lost. If they won, no signal. I'd sit out there sometimes not capable of facing the truth. Finally one of the boys would come out. "Pops, it din't work out, are you okay? Ma says you can come in now."

Once they had my I was afraid they'd come over, see me sittin' out there and do a drive by. "Phoenix Man Murdered Over Suns" in the damn Arizona Republic the next morning.

"I warned him. Didn't I warn him, kids? How many times did I warn that man?" - the wife.

[Mitch]

Yes. I was full of piss and vinegar at that stage of life. Thankfully they never showed up at the house lookin' for blood.

I used to sit out by the light pole in a kitchen chair smoking a cigar while the game was going on. I'd have the children signal me by switching the porch light on & off 3 times if the Suns lost. If they won, no signal. I'd sit out there sometimes not capable of facing the truth. Finally one of the boys would come out. "Pops, it din't work out, are you okay? Ma says you can come in now."

Once they had my I was afraid they'd come over, see me sittin' out there and do a drive by. "Phoenix Man Murdered Over Suns" in the damn Arizona Republic the next morning.

"I warned him. Didn't I warn him, kids? How many times did I warn that man?" - the wife.

What would you have done if Mori gathered a posse and came to your door? You got lucky nobody called that bluff, tbh

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What would you have done if Mori gathered a posse and came to your door? You got lucky nobody called that bluff, tbh

Invite 'em in and broke bread.

[Mitch]

Invite 'em in and broke bread.

Glad they never came and broke your ankles, cub. You ever thank them for the lingerie?

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Glad they never came and broke your ankles, cub. You ever thank them for the lingerie?

No, and it's still in her lingerie drawer. When she ain't home I root thru that drawer sometimes and it's present and accounted for.

[Mitch]

No, and it's still in her lingerie drawer. When she ain't home I root thru that drawer sometimes and it's present and accounted for.

I take it this was the mid-2000s, cant imagine these shenanigans during the 90s

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I take it this was the mid-2000s, cant imagine these shenanigans during the 90s

Early this century, though it coulda been late '90's. I hit 'em hard early on.

[Mitch]

Early this century, though it coulda been late '90's. I hit 'em hard early on.

Who hated you the most on az central?

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Who hated you the most on az central?

It wasn't even somebody from the Suns side. Somebody from the "news" side. Forget his name, but that er hated my guts, I mean real hate. I disagreed with him on -Eyes Wide Shut- just to be contrary and really just busted his hole on it and he never forgave me. LMAO! I got that er good.

[Mitch]

It wasn't even somebody from the Suns side. Somebody from the "news" side. Forget his name, but that er hated my guts, I mean real hate. I disagreed with him on -Eyes Wide Shut- just to be contrary and really just busted his hole on it and he never forgave me. LMAO! I got that er good.

wonder if he'd remember ya now

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wonder if he'd remember ya now

Probably not. It was 20+ years ago.

[Mitch]

Probably not. It was 20+ years ago.

take it easy cub, hope the suns fans don't bust your balls too much if they win

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take it easy cub, hope the suns fans don't bust your balls too much if they win

I dished it. I'll take it like a trouper.

I'll be like Creed at the last as he eases back into that turnbuckle, his final round awaits. He commands Rocky to his left...

"You don't stop this fight, no matter what......No-matter-what."

Locates his wife to his right. She's risen, eyes welled with tears (That glorious American hero S. Stallone has contracted with the same actor for her role thru all the sequels) Apollo nods to her...
-IV-

I'll nod to Girl, daughter of the most vicious woman I've ever known...

You know what she'll say, Mitch?

"Grow up, Dale. and take out the garbage. They're coming in the morning, early. And turn up the air conditioner, it's freezing in here!"

[Mitch]

I dished it. I'll take it like a trouper.

I'll be like Creed at the last as he eases back into that turnbuckle, his final round awaits. He commands Rocky to his left...

"You don't stop this fight, no matter what......No-matter-what."

Locates his wife to his right. She's risen, eyes welled with tears (That glorious American hero S. Stallone has contracted with the same actor for her role thru all the sequels) Apollo nods to her...
-IV-

I'll nod to Girl, daughter of the most vicious woman I've ever known...

You know what she'll say, Mitch?

"Grow up, Dale. and take out the garbage. They're coming in the morning, early. And turn up the air conditioner, it's freezing in here!"