Texas should win big. Vince Young will own like always.
Marcus and mookie should make an Avatar Wager over the result of the game
Texas should win big. Vince Young will own like always.
A&M plays hard.....but UT pulls away in the 2nd half.
Where is the GTG going to be, cause i want to be around a lot of aggies fans when the preverbial hits the fan..
TEXAS -82
A&M-3
Horns have been dying to play another big game. They seemed bored by their schedule. Mack and company will build this game up to be the biggest of the year and Texas will wind up winning big.
UT- 50 plus
A&M-14
Gloating in front of drunk, angry Aggies is a really, really bad idea. I've witnessed somebody shove a "Hook 'Em" sign in the face of an Aggie and end up with broken index and pinky fingers.
We went to the Tap in College Station after both the UT win in '95 (year where some UT fans tried to run onto Kyle Field and got the beat out of them) and the loss in '97 (where a guy with an modified A&M flag that said "EaTmE" got the beat out of him) and I was shocked how cool all the Aggies there were to a big group of burnt-orange wearing drunks. We kept getting enough free beer and Jagermeister to drown Bevo himself.
Moral of the story:
Act cool around Aggies, and they will treat you cool.*
Act like a around Aggies, and they will beat the out of you.
that im yearning to act a fool in front of the aggie fans i want them to try and bring some type of rumble up, im down to beat an aggies ass down to the ground and drink soo much gatorade that when i piss on their face, that its orange piss.....so they would remember the day a longhorn fan kicked their asses
Remember that Aggies are part livestock, so they travel in herds.
So it would be one of you against like 12 of them.
And they don't fight movie-ninja style.
I can take on at least 5 aggies at once and break their arms and legs severly, after that i would probably depend on some other longhorn fans to help, besides i always travel at least 3 deep that would be enough
batman, be sure to let us know you're OK when you get released from the hospital.
Sounds like batman is preparing himself to become a statistic...
Picking a fight with several corn-fed farmboys who are probably armed is not consistent with passing on one's genes.
Bring it all, i dont care i can take on any aggie fan with one arm behind my damn back
not to mentioned angry and probably drunk.Picking a fight with several corn-fed farmboys who are probably armed is not consistent with passing on one's genes.
never mind... batman is going to disarm the aggies with his good-smelling hair and impeccable manicured nails
How are you going to do against 86,000? I once witnessed a ferile cat leap off of 3rd deck at Kyle Field once, that image comes to mind once again when I hear your weak smack.
Seriously, if you go to College Station, don't act like a major ass and you will have a lot of fun. So, don't act like you normally do.![]()
Kyle will be no match for his cu ber melon conditioner.
I will go ballistic on those aggie fans, Get Hooked boys, you know you want to
you're going to scratch their eyes out and use your panic whistle
Don't be silly, he'll use the pepper spray that he keeps in his purse.
Dear Aggies,
DON'T WEAKEN THE STRUCTURE TO MAKE IT FALL FASTER WHEN YOU LIGHT IT.
IT'S BETTER TO STAND OUT THERE LONGER IN THE RAIN.
Also:
A PERPETUALLY DRUNK POULTRY SCIENCE STUDENT IN THE CORPS IS NOT THE SAME THING AS A LICENSED CIVIL ENGINEER.
Also:
THERE IS A LITTLE MORE TO SAFETY THAN JUST SHOWING FRESHMEN HOW TO SWING AN AXE HANDLE PROPERLY
Also:
IF CENTERPOLE BREAKS, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU PICKED A DEFECTIVE CENTERPOLE. IT MEANS YOU BUILT THE STACK WRONG.
Thank you. Carry on.
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