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    Guess who's back. TheWriter's Avatar
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    ing she's short.

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    She said some line like .. If he's not gay, then he should be.


    I think she's retracted that since. I believe she's into Scientology also.

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    Guess who's back. TheWriter's Avatar
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    Anyone watch Jimmy Kimmel last night?

    It was an older episode (about a week) and he has his girlfriend Sarah Silverman as his first guest.

    Anyway, they talked about how whenever she's on the show is really the only time they get to see eachother.

    So Kimmel asks: "So what have you been up to?"

    She says she's met someone.

    He says he joined Scientology while she was gone.

    Her response was: "I didn't know you were gay."


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    I recently saw Southpark. And Stan was proclaimed to be the new Scientology massiah. So Tom Cruise came to visit him. And Stan told him that Napolian Dynamite was a better actor. So Tom Cruise got into Stan's closet and refused to come out. and Stn kept shouting that Tom Cruise was in the closet and refused to come out. And Tom Cruise kept saying that he wasn't in the closet. Then they got Nicole Kidman, and she urged him to come out of the closet, and he still kept saying that he wasn't in the closet.

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    I recently saw Southpark. And Stan was proclaimed to be the new Scientology massiah. So Tom Cruise came to visit him. And Stan told him that Napolian Dynamite was a better actor. So Tom Cruise got into Stan's closet and refused to come out. and Stn kept shouting that Tom Cruise was in the closet and refused to come out. And Tom Cruise kept saying that he wasn't in the closet. Then they got Nicole Kidman, and she urged him to come out of the closet, and he still kept saying that he wasn't in the closet.
    Nicole: " tom.. it's ok.. you can come out now. ....... just coem out of the closet Tom"

    Tom: "but I'm not in here"


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    She's 5'1.

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    I recently saw Southpark. And Stan was proclaimed to be the new Scientology massiah. So Tom Cruise came to visit him. And Stan told him that Napolian Dynamite was a better actor. So Tom Cruise got into Stan's closet and refused to come out. and Stn kept shouting that Tom Cruise was in the closet and refused to come out. And Tom Cruise kept saying that he wasn't in the closet. Then they got Nicole Kidman, and she urged him to come out of the closet, and he still kept saying that he wasn't in the closet.
    Apparently there were 39 "closet" references in the script.

    And the credits at the end all listed "John Smith" for everything!

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    i don't know or care if cruise is gay, but he is ing crazy...

    who in the would leave Penelope Cruz?

    who i tell you? ONLY A MAD MAN!!!!

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    Penelope Cruz is not that hot...actually I don't even think she's that pretty! There are millions of prettier women out there than her.

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    Penelope is not that pretty, imo. HOwever, she always seems to date the men she makes movies with. Out of all Tom's girls, I think Nicole was the ebst looking.

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    you girls are crazy. en led to your opinion, of course.

    But penelope is amazing. She would be evil bigzaks 3rd wife after jennifer love hewitt...but i digress...

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    Tom Cruise has lost his ing mind.

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    you guys should see Hollywood Boulevard....every in block is Scientology this and Scientology that...it's ing insane....

    i walked past one of the places where they were handing out pamphlets, and recruiting for their "Church" so to speak...

    i went in there....talked to the lady. was very calm.

    and I frustrated the out of her....

    she said she's been studying scientology for years, but when i asked her the right questions...duh duh duh...she was a lost fool. but Godbless her...i could tell she had a Good heart...but she was on her toes. and then she tried to say some bull about how it's not a religion....

    oh really? that's cool...then why don't you take off the ing "church" part of it...

    uh uh uh....

    yeah that's right ...

    when you have the Truth? (not Mandy's )

    but when you have the real Truth? All the Liars are a joke.

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