Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is an affliction that causes otherwise rational people to completely lose their mind at the mere mention of the name Donald Trump. Symptoms can include sudden onset of otherwise inexplicable rage, paranoia, cursing, foaming at the mouth, and howling at the moon. Often accompanied by ranting, including frequent screaming of the terms "Nazi", "fascist" and "Hitler!."
There are no known cures, but treatments that sometimes alleviate symptoms include warm soy milk and cookies served by a cute puppy in a safe space.

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