Why do you assume I'm not happy? Is happiness only a thing if I'm calling you sweet names? You dip s live in such a make believe world where you think you're right about every damn thing imaginable.
I'm happy you're not happy.
Kindly go find some other dude to obsess over. You're merely a blip on my radar here. If I mention you it's simply to make fun of your ass, Dummy. It's no sign of adoration or wanting to do this with you, have a conversation of sorts.
You're a smug arrogant pos who needs to reevaluate your time here and the lack of with your family. Go find peace among those who don't see you as a pest, your family, or maybe they do and thus you're here 24/7.