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yes, just hit it and split it.
Try farting whenever you are in her presence.
yes, just hit it and split it.
Start telling her about the really hot woman you recently met. Talk incessantly about how sexy, smart, sweet, and financially sucessful she is. Find a way to slip this imaginary hottie into the conversation every time she e-mails you. Eventually, she'll either get sick of hearing about her, or realize that she has no chance of competing with a girl like that.
Damn, Chopper and TLong beat me to the draw for my suggestions.
Just tell her to off. That usually works.
Maybe you could talk about how horribly you treat women in front of her. Let her know what dog you are. (I am not saying you are one). But act like you think women are for using and abusing only and you have no respect for them. Be a real male chauvinist. Maybe she'll back off and lose interest. Of course this could backfire because some girls are into that bad boy thing. How old is she? Is she old enough to be past all bad boy stuff?
You could always mention that time you almost made it on an episodeCops but they told you you had too many teeth..
She's married?
Ooooo. So maybe she just wants a friend.
You are sending her the signal that you want to continue a non-work relationship by responding to her emails and telling her that you are a 'little' busy, etc. And she sounds a little desparate for contact.
I would go with sending her an email as you suggested. If she emails you again about bothering her anyway, tell her flat out that you really can't read or respond to any more of her emails that are non work related and ignore the rest. Trash them without reading them. Tell you don't want to be rude, but you also cannot endanger your job (tell her they are reading your emails or something) with NWR stuff.
Don't respond and if she asks you in person why you've not been responding tell her the spam filter must have eaten them.
According to my corporate sexual harrassment policy, her behavior cons utes "unwelcome advances." Tell her firmly that her advances are unwelcome. If she persists, contact her supervisor.
If she exacts retribution by ceasing to do business with you, then notify her supervisor immediately. She will be subject to disciplinary action up to and including termination.
If she is self-employed, sue her ass off. Once the suit is finished, you will have achieved desirable vertical integration.
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Next time, when you get a email asking if you are busy, tell her yes, and a reason like, "Well I'm busy talking to my girlfriend"
wear a wedding ring, or tell her you have an std
works for me!
Finally told her that I was not comfortable with her emailing me because of the fact that she was married. Girl went straight psycho.
She started sending email after email with the same question, "why not?" Did I not include the word, "because you're married?" PSYCHO
Be prepared for your orders to be all screwed up from now on. You should have just taken one for the team and nailed her.
Become a real jerk. Tell her that you have an erection and want her to give you head right now, but only if she swallows. But be sure to tell her before "It's only sex, I found you ugly, in fact, if you could wear a bag or a mask on your face it would make things better". Also tell her "I ask you to blow me because I want something that can keep your mouth busy, so I won't have to hear your annoying voice".
That should work.
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Not my fault if you get your penis eaten by a psychotic .
Just do what Timvp said. Those situations are tough cus you don't wanna be mean, but that just needs to STFU.
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