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1 poster to suggest that potatoes can be used to pull out "broken" bulbs.... from the socket...
Another poster to suggest that they use the potato for other purposes...
After the light bulb change, Kori consolidates all posters complaining about the work into one efficient complaint thread.
1 poster to suggest that potatoes can be used to pull out "broken" bulbs.... from the socket...
Another poster to suggest that they use the potato for other purposes...
Last edited by hegamboa; 12-29-2005 at 05:53 PM.
After the light bulb work is done, timvp pats his own back for predicting how it would turn out.
After which three more posters will start separate threads asking about the change, which Kori will then have to lock.After the light bulb change, Kori consolidates all posters complaining about the work into one efficient complaint thread.
During the heat of the battle of changing the lightbulb, T Park leaves the team of workers, only to rejoin them later after thinking it through.
After the light bulb change, Kori consolidates all posters complaining about the work into one efficient complaint thread.
Ain't that the truth.... She's tidy.
1 poster to stand aside and watch silently as things fall apart
Slomo illustrates the "lightbulb" changing procedure graphically only to see his handiwork plagarized at an 'N'Sync Forum...
After the light bulb change, Manny complains about purchasing the light bulb at Wal-Mart.
And 12 posters to refer that one poster to a good chiropractor...because standing for that many years had seriously dis aligned his spine.
During the final change maneuvers, Can't Be Faded pulls 4 crew members over to the switch and discusses in haiku fashion a:
fading dimmer switch
as means to regulating
the light and dark flow
Fixed.During the heat of the battle of changing the lightbulb, T Park leaves the team of workers, only to rejoin them later after the light bulb comes on.
Foreign legions join the fray by implying that international rules for changing bulbs are better than American ones.... Tim Duncan logs on under one of mouse's screen names to say that the rules "are re ed."
During the change, Ed Helicopter Jones comes in and tells everyone to take their time, "we've got until March".
Classic Thread!!!
Then AHF protests and says "fire the bulb coach"
Meanwhile other posters complain that even though lightbulbs are the best way to light things, national light news networks (which they hate anyways) give more coverage to tiki torches.
During the change, SequSpur comes in and says that the bulb reminds him of Rasho because it says "Soft White" on it.
After the change, members of the Church of Bulbs come in and complain why another bulb wasn't given the chance to be the bulb screwed in.
Some will complain that the bulb isn't being screwed in with enough authority.
Others will complain about the guys near the front who aren't yelling enough encouragement.
Old-timers will talk about the days when we didn't have a big enough ladder.
During SequSpur's laughter, pseudofan interrupts him, pulls him by his ear and demands Sequ do what he promised and make her some dinner right now!!!
Then all breaks loose when MB and Timvp accuse the light changer of being cheap for not buying three extra light bulbs that might be useful in a few years.
Ghost Writer then adds that the aforementioned Mr. Cheapskate "Holt Cat" is holding back and not dishing out enough dough to deliver "street bulbs" to the franchise....
"I've seen them take bullets and media slingshots and still glow!!!! Should they then not be part of the Spurs' show???"
Detroit announcer Mason hears of the thread and responds by saying..."Deeeetroit...B.B.B.Bulbs are b.b.b.better than San Antooooonio's"
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