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somehow i was thiking the exact same thing.Yea. Look who's talking.
lol. short and sweet.
somehow i was thiking the exact same thing.Yea. Look who's talking.
this one time i was at my apt andten the cops bust down the door....no no wait htat was a different situation.
i guess of the ones i remember, or at elast in public, was when i was a fresh in college and in daytona beach. me and my friends had been drinking nonstop all weekend and the last night we went ot dennys. well by the time we ordered and before the food got there i had drooled all over the tbale and then decided it was a good place to puke. my friends threw down a 20 and we bolted. i woke up the next morning in my bed in my dorm room with a missing shirt no pants on and my sheets all over the floor with puke all over thema nd puke all over myself.
it was a great night.
then another time i got into a fight with my friends in college station, so im piss drunk and decide to drive back to austin. well i have no idea how to get aornd college station sober much less wasted. i somehow ended up on the highway and started driving back to austin. i woke up the next morning at like 7 am on the side of the highway inmy truck and was facing east towrads college station again. that wasnt so much embarassing as just realy really stupid. im very surprised i didnt wreck.
then antoher time i was extremely drunk and stoned and decided to drive from the coast back to vtown. this was in high school. well i took a different route back that i was unfamiliar with and was so drukn that i thought a 3 way stop was a 4 way intersection. i ran through the stop sign going about 80 and into a ditch. caught air and landed in a corn field. i got knocked out at some point and ewhn i woke up i was likebut also still
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ive got plenty more but im sure you see where im going with these stories and get the idea. plus youre thinking why is this idiot still typing.
hahahahhahahahhahaa god, you are living proof that miracles can happen, remember that time you were in the backseat of a truck and without a seat belt and yall flipped over like 2 times and you didnt even get a scratch?
I've gotten drunk and made a fool of myself countless times. But this dude Chode Regulator has cheated death at LEAST 50 or 60 times.
One time he even started a mass tuthle that ended up with Mookie getting tolchocked in the face by a five foot six running back named Bo.
Whatever ...somehow i was thiking the exact same thing.
The reason why I limit myself is usually cause I'm driving...I'm not some in' idiot who's gonna drive drunk and become a statistic...but I am willing to get drunk tonight and post a drunk story if someone else drives...any takers?
yeah, it was a tahoe though. that was pretty crazy. i still say to this day that if i could do it again without getting hurt i would. it was kinda fun. i wasnt drunk though, i had only had about 6 beers or so so far that night.
and i did get a cut, but that was from walking over the barbed wire fence barefoot.
yeah i used to htink i was invincible after all those accidents and drunken incidents. since ive joined the military ive actually calmed down quite a bit, go figure.I've gotten drunk and made a fool of myself countless times. But this dude Chode Regulator has cheated death at LEAST 50 or 60 times.
One time he even started a mass tuthle that ended up with Mookie getting tolchocked in the face by a five foot six running back named Bo.
that tussle was ing hilarious. i still remember when he punched mookie. lololololol
man i was trippin off my balls that night.
why not. its fun. all the cool kids are doing it.
this quote would have been realy easy to make funny but i wouldnt want a certain someone crying to kori and a certain someone else getting banned.
Guess I'm not cool than...why not. its fun. all the cool kids are doing it.
this quote would have been realy easy to make funny but i wouldnt want a certain someone crying to kori and a certain someone else getting banned.
Make fun...I don't care...if what you say is funny, I'd laugh too but if it is some lame ass you come up with...than I'll make fun of your chode ass...
It's all good!
Chode Regulator has driven drunk so many times that i trusted him to drive me home when he was drunk and i was sober
I once passed out at the Whataburger drive-thru in Corpus. Apparently I held up the line for some time until the cops got there and arrested me for public intoxication.
One time I foolishly made myself a second mixed drink with Everclear, totally blacked out, and regained consciousness in the emergency room with an Indian doctor stiching up my chin and telling me to stay still.
The rest of the night was very hazy but I found out the next day that we were in thispego's drive way, dunking on his lowered rim. Mookie decided it was his turn to dunk the ball and the entire basketball goal gave way, fell down and landed on me, knocked me to the concrete, and I was knocked out cold.
I chipped a tooth and got a few s ches on my chin and had a nasty cement burn on my cheek.
My alcohol levels were "ridiculous" to quote the doctor and my THC levels were off the charts.
we need to hang out sometime...ill bring the grey goose.
can't be faded will bring the Family matters DVDs and i'll bring the King Diamond CDs
My friend and I recently were quiteand started laughing nerveously. Turned out the guys werent bouncers, they were just some random guys standing outside smoking a cigarette and f*king with us. The club sucked, so we started going back home soon. Just as we start off, we hear the sirens behind us. Its like 3 am on a wednesday night and there aren't any other cars out, and there's still, um, stuff in our car. WE pull over, and almost die of fear. Turns out it was just an ambulance passing by and we were too stupid to realize that.
The rest of the night was very hazy but I found out the next day that we were in thispego's drive way, dunking on his lowered rim. Mookie decided it was his turn to dunk the ball and the entire basketball goal gave way, fell down and landed on me, knocked me to the concrete, and I was knocked out cold.
I chipped a tooth and got a few s ches on my chin and had a nasty cement burn on my cheek.
My alcohol levels were "ridiculous" to quote the doctor and my THC levels were off the charts.
Is there a video?
Take a Joke...
No...I can't.
You're not funny.
Grey Goose rules!
Sorry, no video.
But I still have the sweatshirt I was wearing that night and I don't think I ever washed it so it's still covered in dried up blood.
I didn't have the will to clean it or throw it away.
heh.
I was just wondering why my blog traffic increased suddenly and followed the IP resolver address here!
Someone's placed my link in here about the Port A Riot. That...was...an...insane...day!!
BTW - was that also the year that those kids drove off the ferry landing and died? Crazy place that Port A.
HEY! I've gotten drunk and played pool with some of the San Antonio Spurs! I used to live in SA and went to this place called "The Hippadrome" (a looooong time ago). They used to go there, and I played pool with some of them. One of them ended up walking me to my car because someone in the club was giving me crap. (I think it was JR Reed... hhummm.. it was a long time ago) Oh well. I do remember Rodman was there, but all he did was sit on the couch and brood.
See ya's!
You should wear it, dried blood and all.
unfortuntatelyh i missed that nigh but hear aout it the next day. i lol'ed so hard it hurt.
Is there a video?
lol no lie dude no ing lie. i am the at driving drunk/highChode Regulator has driven drunk so many times that i trusted him to drive me home when he was drunk and i was sober
rememebr our frined whio had had a vette and his dad made him take his car that had a breathalyzer in it. then our friend made his girlfriend stay sober and drive his car. rolls down hill huh???????????????/
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