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  1. 01-03-2006 #26
    mookie2001
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    link?

    I bet a larger % than you you neocon
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  2. 01-03-2006 #27
    Cant_Be_Faded
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    hey wanna come over to my house and play some
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  3. 01-03-2006 #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ballcox
    Mookie and other fellow Horns fans, first off I've got an admission to make. I'm so ing nervous and worked up about this game that I have yet to have a full night's sleep this week. I've lost all objectivity about this game, I can't listen to sports radio or watch any sports related tv because when they start talking about the game I get way too worked up, and I can't even get intimate with the wife because of THIS ING GAME!!! That's how bad it is, I'm thinking of just getting into some serious heroin use from now until kick-off tomorrow night, so that I can be completely numb about the whole thing, that's where I'm at right now.

    As for the game, I will put on my #60 Tommy Nobis jersey tomorrow morning first thing when I wake up, and I will not take it off until they light that ing UT Tower orange with a big ing #1 on it. I will also begin drinking heavily and excessively first thing tomorrow morning, I'll start off with some bloody mary's and then progress to beer and scotch throughout the day. My main hope is to watch the final seconds tick off the clock as UT secures it's first national championship since 69-70, and to then pass out in my own pile of burnt orange vomit. Hook'em!
    Post of the year, and we're only three days into January.

    (PS - Putting your wife in the Nobis jersey might help with the little problem in the first paragraph.)
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  4. 01-03-2006 #29
    Ballcox
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    ^ That's a good idea J-6, maybe I can have her wear an Earl Campbell mask or something, that would probably do it for me! Seriously though, that's how distracted this game has gotten me, to the point where my won't get hard, how horrible is that? Allright, gotta go and throw up again here at work, I wish this damn game would start now!!
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  5. 01-03-2006 #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ballcox
    ^ That's a good idea J-6, maybe I can have her wear an Earl Campbell mask or something, that would probably do it for me! Seriously though, that's how distracted this game has gotten me, to the point where my won't get hard, how horrible is that? Allright, gotta go and throw up again here at work, I wish this damn game would start now!!

    TMI
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  6. 01-03-2006 #31
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    ^ Tmi?
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  7. 01-03-2006 #32
    Cant_Be_Faded
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    (too much information)

    pretty funny story though
    tlong's like "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa t???"
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  8. 01-03-2006 #33
    Ballcox
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    ^ Hey, I'm just trying to be honest about how this game is affecting me, ya know? It's not like I can go around where I work (I work with all females) and tell them this game is making my go limp, right?
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  9. 01-03-2006 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ballcox
    ^ Hey, I'm just trying to be honest about how this game is affecting me, ya know? It's not like I can go around where I work (I work with all females) and tell them this game is making my go limp, right?

    I suggest you PM CBF with this information in the future.
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  10. 01-03-2006 #35
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    no thanks lol, thispego sends me enough weird pms
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  11. 01-03-2006 #36
    Ballcox
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    It ain't easy working with nothing but females, kind of limits the topics for conversations, if you know what I mean. So where else can I go with my Rose Bowl induced 'symptoms'? Where else but here tlong!? WHERE!!
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  12. 01-03-2006 #37
    Cant_Be_Faded
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    you should TF one of your coworkers to regain your spunk
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  13. 01-03-2006 #38
    tlongII
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    I endorse CBF's suggestion.
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  14. 01-03-2006 #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ballcox
    ^ That's a good idea J-6, maybe I can have her wear an Earl Campbell mask or something, that would probably do it for me! Seriously though, that's how distracted this game has gotten me, to the point where my won't get hard, how horrible is that? Allright, gotta go and throw up again here at work, I wish this damn game would start now!!
    A post like this is not worthy of your nick.
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  15. 01-03-2006 #40
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    those messages are between us
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  16. 01-03-2006 #41
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    Yall are funny...

    I'm a girl and I listen when my bf gets really depressed when the Cowboys do ty(and you know that happens a lot) so maybe you should talk to your woman, tell her what's goin on Ballcox. Everything's gonna be fine.

    I'm thinkin I may call in sick Thurs but if I had it my way I'd start the party off tomm morning too...
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  17. 01-03-2006 #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kdfelicity
    Yall are funny...

    I'm a girl and I listen when my bf gets really depressed when the Cowboys do ty(and you know that happens a lot) so maybe you should talk to your woman, tell her what's goin on Ballcox. Everything's gonna be fine.

    I'm thinkin I may call in sick Thurs but if I had it my way I'd start the party off tomm morning too...

    Did she just say Ballcox???
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  18. 01-03-2006 #43
    mookie2001
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    when my bf gets really depressed
    ehhh...

    what a parfait
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  19. 01-03-2006 #44
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    Parfait? Dessert? I'm not sure I understand...

    I loved the Pat Green remark by the way!
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  20. 01-03-2006 #45
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    I plan to PI$$ off all the tu fans tomorrow at work by singing the Aggie War Hymn throughout the day, but I know it will fall on deaf ears since they all know I am rooting for the HORNS.

    Then I will cuddle up with my lovely wife and watch the game and watch her shudder everytime the Horns score. My 8 y/o daughter refuses to watch the game. Her cult driven mind is convinced that NO BURNT ORANGE means none on the TV screen either.

    I look forward to a night of celebration for the HORNS!!!
    HOOK 'EM!!!

    IRONY: My wife nearly went to the tu program for her Child Psych PhD, but the aTm program was more in line with her interests. We cheered hard in the Rose Bowl last yr for the Horns because we THOUGHT that was where she would go for her PhD. Funny how things change in one year, huh?

    One of the other Docs I work with went to tu for undergrad and Rice for Med School. Sorry Bas is in SOCAL as we speak. I am not upset that he is there with his horns, just that I have to cover his patients!!!!
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  21. 01-04-2006 #46
    Mr Dio
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    Well, looks like about 5-6 of us are watching it on a buddy's TV since his wife is @ work til 5am-ish.
    Looks like I'll be hitting up the Drinkery or Champps for some UT victory shots @ apprx 11pm.
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  22. 01-04-2006 #47
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    Go USC!

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  23. 01-04-2006 #48
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    Hook'em!
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  24. 01-04-2006 #49
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    I will be calling up my Texas-ex sisters after every USC score. Good thing I have unlimited minutes!
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  25. 01-04-2006 #50
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    For some reason I got married on a January 4th, so I'll be taking the wife to dinner.

    (She passed on the Sports Pub proposal.)
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