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Hey anytime is a good time for a "session"!
What subject is it that gets this dude off?
Hey anytime is a good time for a "session"!
"Accidentally" drop a stack of heavy books in his lap when he's beating it. If that doesn't kill the thrill, nothing will.
Or you could always just write a note saying "Can I give it to you in the ass? Yes/No. Signed, [masturbator]" and make sure the teacher sees you throwing the note 'back' at him in 'disgust.' Not only will he have to take it to the teacher, but the humor will be compounded by his obvious, raging hard-on.
Or just get up and throw his desk over, with him in it. Of course this will cause a scene and everyone will be focused on you. That is, until he gets off the ground in a poorly-timed moment of self-intimacy. Then everyone will be focused on him. Laughing. Hysterically.
Christ, the possibilities here are endless. Just think of the most embarassing situation you could ever be in (for guys, this involves wood in a formal setting), then place him in it for you.
This kid does it in any class. He gets turned on by the girl in our class. He usually stares down at their chests or butts.
- Write "I masturbate in class" on a sheet and slap it to his back. Or the alternative, "I am masturbating to you right now. XOXO, [masturbator]" and slap it, mid-session, to the back of the girl infront of him. Make sure she knows it's there.
- Bring a water bottle to school. When he is in the act, squirt water all over the front of his pants. Not only will he look like he pissed himself, which is always embarassing, but he'll also show the entire class his bonner as well.
- Raise your hand. "Mrs. [teacher], this is just a hypothetical here, but what would you do if someone was masturbating in class?" "[her answer doesn't matter]" "Cool, well what about if [hard ] was doing it in class right now? Would the same thing happen to him? Because he is, but he's also a friend, and I wanted to know if I should be worried or not."
- Pick up your binder. Run up to him full-speed. Hit him in the head with your binder and yell "Stop playing with yourself in class !!!!!" This will draw attention. Sit back and watch what happens.
He's gonna be a person you'll hear about in the news one day...
In the news? how? like a rapist?
More like exposing himself in public.
TTIW. . . oh, I can't.
haha. He's so weird. he also picks his nose and eats it. Also, he's supposedly a black belt.
Okay, now TTI . . .
I wonder what his parents are like.
They are weird. His dad is a very powerful doctor in our city. And his mom is overly into helping the school band.
P.S. I'm just wondering...do girls do it as well (not in public, in general) Seems like the guys are the only ones.
Probably a doctor's kid. :p
Holy ! I was right!
D'oh!
But that would explain their foot fetish.
haha, what does a doctor have to do with a horny child?
If you're ing with us I'm going to look like a dumb ass for answering, but here goes. Yes. They make lots of special toys for us.From my limited experience (myself/friends/family) on this subject, they can start much later than their male counterparts, but it does happen.
girls do it too.
rarely if ever in public.
this guy has serious issues. as soon as you said he was a "black belt" tho I thought to myself that I've met this same guy 5 times in my life.
always in a difernt body with a differnt name.. btu it's essentuially the same loser.
I wish i could find waht mother ship is birthing them and put a stop to it. ing losers.
No, i'm not ing with yall. I'm serious about the question. I know pretty much all guys do it, but wasn't sure girls do it.
I'm known to be very guilable so had to ask. It's very natural and normal and damn it, it feels good! That's one thing that I never understood. Guys I knew were embarrased that they did it, felt ashamed. But it turned them on to think that girls did. I just never understood the difference. All perfectly normal.
All I can say is that lately, girls seem to prefer to do it.
All I can say is that lately, girls seem to prefer to do it.
Sorry!
I guess this smilie would be appropriate for this thread
I'm having a hard time believing this dude.
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