Bring back the lips avatar.
After my daughter was born, we went back to the next Lamaze class to show her off. One of the couples from our class were sitting in front of us. Their baby had a flattened, wrinkled face. He stretched out his neck and looked at us from over his father's shoulder... I thought it was ET.
<--- Gabriela says that was just plain mean.After my daughter was born, we went back to the next Lamaze class to show her off. One of the couples from our class were sitting in front of us. Their baby had a flattened, wrinkled face. He stretched out his neck and looked at us from over his father's shoulder... I thought it was ET.
note: Gabriela is a crazy motherfawkah from 'da street and will kill you in your sleep. She also feels that a Denver trade is coming and we will be ok after Kiki eventually leaves (sad). She's not really a fan of Boyk as is I. She said he's a liability and only sells tickets. She feels we need to give DJ more time at the 2 spot. I agree.
Gabriela really doesn't like Manu's style of play. It reminds her of the old Stockton/Malone/hornycheck days (which freaks me out because she wasn't born yet) but admits the Teh Manu can NEVER lose. We love Teh Manu.
If you disagree feel free to email her at:
badassmother [email protected]
My daughter had the pointy-est head. Ever. I think I kept that little cap from the hospital on her until she was 6 months old. And my son was 2 weeks late, so his skin was getting a little white/scaly looking and his nails were really, really long.
My daughter had the pointy-est head. Ever. I think I kept that little cap from the hospital on her until she was 6 months old. And my son was 2 weeks late, so his skin was getting a little white/scaly looking and his nails were really, really long.
My daughter actually C-sectioned herself out. Took a drink of water, asked for the Laker score and then sealed her mother up.
She tells me she's going to destroy Kobe's reputation later in life by scoring 92 on him. She's working on her shot as I type.
I lucked out on the pointy head thing since my daughter was c-section. But I was expecting her to come out bald or with a little blonde hair since I'm blonde and fair and her father was a red head and fair. She came out with a full head of thick black hair. Everyone looked so shocked when she came out. Thank god my father had black hair or I would have been totally screwed. Her hair eventually lightened up to blonde after about four months.
"I swear she yours, Honey"
My daughter actually C-sectioned herself out. Took a drink of water, asked for the Laker score and then sealed her mother up.
She tells me she's going to destroy Kobe's reputation later in life by scoring 92 on him. She's working on her shot as I type.
Too much estrogen in this thread.
Well.....Kobe will be coming up on 50 by then, so it's possible.....
My daughter actually C-sectioned herself out. Took a drink of water, asked for the Laker score and then sealed her mother up.
She tells me she's going to destroy Kobe's reputation later in life by scoring 92 on him. She's working on her shot as I type.
Without estrogen your Gabriela wouldn't be here so don't knock it, Testoterone Boy!!
No, she's going in early. possibly in the 2008 draft. She will tkae Stern outside and gave him a 'talk'. Stern will come back and adjust the CBA to her liking.
I have no hateWithout estrogen your Gabriela wouldn't be here so don't knock it, Testoterone Boy!!
I wouldn't let MY daughter play with Kobe....
agreeded.I wouldn't let MY daughter play with Kobe....
but Gabriela is different. I would not be suprised to catch her bending Kobe over in the living room.
ok, thats sick. :vomit
lol..
Gabriela > Jack Bauer
OMG....User was reading me that Jack Bauer thing last night....the one that was like the Chuck Norris thing...
1)Jack Bauer let the dogs out.
2)You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
3)Every time you masturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not beacuase you masturbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.
4)If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.
5)If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
6)Jack Bauer once told God he needed access, the event has since been referred to as “The Big Bang.”
7)Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
8)Osama bin Laden’s recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
9)Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time.
10)Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
11)Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
12)Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
13)1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
14)Jack Bauer got en Keller to talk.
15)Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
16)When Jack Bauer says he sees dead people, he’s serious because he killed them all.
17)If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
18)Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
19)Jack was going to cut Chase’s hand off anyway. The bomb just gave him an excuse.
20)The quickest way to a man’s heart is through Jack Bauer’s gun.
21)The real reason Jack Bauer was fired from CTU was his massive cell phone bill.
22)Jack Bauer makes onions cry.
23)After Pope John Paul II died, God asked Jack Bauer to succeed him. He said no.
24)When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
25)Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
26)If Jack says “I just want to talk to him/her” and that him/her is you… well amigo, you’re ed.
27)When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer ing hates lemonade.
28)Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
29)If Jack on Lost’s last name was Bauer, he would’ve killed “The Others,” the polar bear, and the monster, and he would’ve gotten everyone rescued. However, the show would’ve lasted only one episode.
30)Only Jack Bauer can prevent forest fires. The thing is, he doesn’t bother.
31)Jack Bauer sleeps with a night light; not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
32)Jack Bauer shot up all his mirrors - cuz no one stares at Jack Bauer
33)Jack Bauer didn't pull the wings off flies when he was a child. He pulled the arms off the children who pulled the wings off flies.
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