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why did i come in this thread?
Is that NUT "GAYTOWNSPUR"?
why did i come in this thread?
Is that a pick up line or are ya just trying to shoot at me like a friggin bird? SUM !
I thought this was settled a long time ago. The best line ever is, "Nice shoes, wanna ?"
no no no!!! youre doing it all wrong...first you need to be sure the girl is gonna laugh. you also have to be sure that the line doesnt make you come off like some poon-hound jerk-off. its not the easiest thing to do but its very do-able if you put some thought into it.
heres the ultimate...
(1)"hi im insert name"...
now you must make some kind of contact at this point. shaking hands is ok but go for a soft touch on the arm. its safe but very sensual.
(2)now, with a semi confused face, look her in the eye and slightly tilt your head as you ask..."do you like mushrooms?"...okay..now shes either gonna look at you really really funny or say yes. either one is ok.
(3)now the big finish...you say..."cause im a "fun guy"!" get it? fungi!! HA!! i love that line!
no go out my little babies...and enjoy!
all i ask for this knowledge is an invite to the wedding...
What the did you just say??
i dunno im sleep typing...
Best line I ever witnessed was in a bar back in my port o'call days. My buddy approached a lady and asked her, "How about me, you, and a turkey-pot pie?"
Instant gold!
You had to be there. The proper pauses with the line was essential.
I also witnessed a miracle pick up line.
A friend and I were standing by the bar in some dive in San Marcos after a San Antonio Riders game at Bobcat Stadium when a gorgeous girl walked by and he said, loud enough for her to hear "Darlin', you got a purdy mouf!"
I thought, what an idiot. There's no way that's gonna hit.
Later that evening, I was sitting in the parking lot swilling beers alone as he was up in her apartment balls deep in fine ass.
To this day I don't believe it, but as Craig Shoemaker would say, "That's a true story!"
For Mexican/Spanish/Cuban/Peruvian/etc. chicks:
Tengo un culo peludo.
For Italians:
Ti puzza figa
Japanese:
o Sha-buuuuuu-rre <--- have no idea how to spell it
Brazilian chicks:
Voce tem uma bunda gostosa. Eu quero buceta.
2 minutes is all I ask.
Sorry ... that one works around these parts.
"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
"Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good."
Sorry ... that one works around these parts.
3) I can read palms. *Hold her palm* Acually, I don't. I just want to hold your hand.
11) Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I am Angel and ( if you mean them) I approve these lines.
Rasho could pucker his purple lips with no line at all and you'd melt!
Rasho to angel: oooga-grunt-grunt-grunt *snort* *spit*
angel: swoooon
All it took was a smile.Rasho could pucker his purple lips with no line at all and you'd melt!
That's funny -- that's the line that's been working for me too.
· Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
· Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
· Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
· I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
· Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
· I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
· I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
· Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
· If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
· There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
· Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
· You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
· That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
· Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
· Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
· Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
· If you were a buger I would pick you first.
· You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. (have something quick to say afterwards)
· Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.
· He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
· He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...
· Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
· Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
· Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
· Wow! Are those real?
· Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
· There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
· You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
· I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
· I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
· You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
· True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
· Nice Shoes. Wanna ?
· I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
· Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
· I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.
· You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
· Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
· You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
· You're ugly but you intrigue me.
· No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
· Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
I am ashamed to say once I was with a friend who used that line.
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