someone who laughs, has big ties, and a nice ass
Sounds like Manu Ginobili![]()
someone who laughs, has big ties, and a nice ass
This is what the t-shirt I sleep in says:
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That is awesome. Someone sent me a link to this shirt the other day, too, that I might have to get -
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Meals and BJs are important.
a woman that has that "scent" its feminine, sweet.
The place right below her stomach and above her hips, that place where your hand first absolutely perfectly when you slow dance with em....
A girl that has SOME knowledge of sports. I mean, knows the teams and some players, but isn't able to debate a 3-4 defense, or why the Seahawks didn't manage time better near the end of the Superbowl.
Oh, and a girl that likes to shop for herself and me.
Its really awesome when a girl comes back from shopping and does the whole "OMG, I saw this, and thought it would look awesome on you"
Really neat feeling....
Sense a humor, laid back, likes food, great ass, honest, smart, fighter, beautiful beyond belief, caring, non judgemental and especially a great mom. Thats why I've been married for 13yrs to my wife.
Yeah, I like a woman that likes to spend money too.![]()
How you doin'?
hmmm...what to post, what to post...
and there isn't a woman alive that does not like to talk.
so if/when i find one with something interesting to say? i'll probobaly hold onto her.
Y'all are getting too complicated. Most common denominator, guys!...
We like sex, beer, and you doing for us. Give us these things, and we will not stray. Neglect one of these responsibilities, and we will go back to the couch and football game.
Intelligence, a warm sense of humor, and a zest for the good in life.
Alternatively, a phoine bimbo with a sweet rack and caboose that goes *pow*!
after much reflection, a pe e, brunette that's not too smart and that can bend like a pretzel.
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I have a thing for tall guys... slender build and long legs.
I know of such a girl, here is her pic!!!
sorry couldn't resist!!!![]()
A cute laugh. Wears clothes in proportion to her physique.
Velma = hot.
Almost as hot as Betty Rubble.
(Linda Cardellini ain't bad, either.)
Tall, athletic (preferably a basketball player), a little on the macho side...I hate those prissy guys who just agree to whatever the girl says. It's ok to have your own damn opinion! Oh, and I don't like guys who spend more time primping than me or who dress better then me
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Seriously, all it boils down to is that they are humorous and smart enough to have their own goals and plans for the future![]()
Me too!! Oh, and my husband once sort of defended my honor and yelled at another dude for me. That really turned me on.
I got this email from my mom on Valentine's Day:
FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he's not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how
big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store
and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a
x infinity
GOD...IF ONLY BETTY RUBBLE LIVED IN THE ERA OF GLASSES!
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies are pending.
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