What's the funniest pet name you've ever called a significant other?

[pache100]

I called someone "heat seeking missile" once...for obvious reasons.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I used to call Mrs. Chopper "pickle".


I really don't know why.

[hussker]

Tojo...there is a good story behind it

[ChumpDumper]

I try to make up goofy ones to feign domesticity.

"Poopie Pie" is on that has actually stuck.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I try to make up goofy ones to feign domesticity.

"Poopie Pie" is on that has actually stuck.

[2Blonde]

I call my daughter Peanut Head & Monkey & Angel-Monster

[JoePublic]

I call my girlfriend "hey".

[JoeChalupa]

My wife calls me "babe" but during sex she usually calls me "Oh God!"

[CrazyOne]

Shmoop, then she calls me "Asyong" and then I call her "Bruna" ... of course, most of our friends call me Asyong already.

(for those not in the know, Pangit means ugly, and Pango means she has a flat nose.)

[Zombie]

I'm known as "Hey"!

[T-Pain]

shes my boo

[Trainwreck2100]

Accuser

[Shawn Carter]

Beyonce calls me sweetie or shawn, i call her my beautiful B.

[kobe_bryant]

i love my wife with all my heart

i have to many names for V.

[hussker]

i love my wife with all my heart

i have to many names for V.

I thought you would say CONCIERGE...CONNIE for short

[kobe_bryant]

hey hussker back up alright

[hussker]

hey hussker back up alright

HEY...WHOA...The last time you told someone to BACK up, you ended up in court! I am thinking you ain't got much mo money, mo money. mo money for a ring! And by the way, you sho ain't geddin no NBA ring again!

[Shawn Carter]

hey hussker back up alright

you tell him pimp

[kobe_bryant]

she insisted i bang her up the exit hole. i am innocent of all charges bro. you dont think i have enough money? go to some hoop site and see how much the lakers and nike are paying me!

[hussker]

she insisted i bang her up the exit hole. i am innocent of all charges bro. you dont think i have enough money? go to some hoop site and see how much the lakers and nike are paying me!

DUDE...DID you go CORN HOLE? MY HERO!!!!!

[kobe_bryant]

different names...same

[JMarkJohns]

I call my ho.

I knew there was something wrong. For all those years I called my ho, " " and never got a response. Or at least, not the response I was looking for.

Damn, caught with the cookie jar in my hands once again!

DRAT!

[Ginofan]

She calls me "Pangit" and so I call her "Pango".

my mom calls me pangit, and not jokingly.

[PM5K]

I call my girlfriend schmoopie, I'll say You're schmoopie, then she'll say
No, you're schmoopie then I'll say no you're schmoopie, then she'll say no your schmoopie....

[timvp]

I call my girlfriend schmoopie, I'll say You're schmoopie, then she'll say
No, you're schmoopie then I'll say no you're schmoopie, then she'll say no your schmoopie....

Gay.