Nothing major; I changed "easy" to "easily".
What you'd like to see is the first three hundred answers I didn't have the guts to post.
IIRC, his English was poor.
He simply fixed it.
Or it could have been something about A-1 steak sauce with those blow jobs, I don't know.
Nothing major; I changed "easy" to "easily".
What you'd like to see is the first three hundred answers I didn't have the guts to post.
Hmm, who knows.
All I have learned from this thread is what to do in my next relationship...the key to a successful marriage is daily oral sex!![]()
Come on, don't be a weenie.What you'd like to see is the first three hundred answers I didn't have the guts to post.![]()
Does Hallmark have cards for this yet? Are there any eCards I can find? Help!
Would he like it at his work? What size steak do I get? What cut? Should it be sloppy? Hard & fast? Holy crap! So many decisions! What if I up?!?!?
Or even to a successful casual acquaintance!
^^^
Lost money at last week's poker game.
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Made $5 at last week's poker game.
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Just make sure everything that night is well done.
<<<--- isn't looking for a $5 blowjob.
Well all I need is the steak and I would be able to honor this holiday. But I guess one out of two ain't bad.
^^^
Would settle for a burger and a crotch squeeze from a Thai hooker.
I could offer you some steak, I have some leftovers from dinner at my parents Sunday in my fridge.
But now what to do about celebrating the OTHER half of the holiday?![]()
Too bad my husband went to bed early tonight. He missed out.I guess we'll just have to make up for it tomorrow.
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I doubt he'd get mad if you celebrated now and he awoke in the middle of the party.
Taunting penalty!
The exchange rate in Thailand is excellent. Your $5 might actually get you something there.
Yeah, Baby!
well get to it girl!
how will the other ladies out there know that he is yours and taken if you havn;t marked your territory with glitter??![]()
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