Let's Get 'Kinky' In Texas

[boutons_]

"President Bush has a Harvard MBA"

dubya was a "legacy", aka affirmative-action, entrant at Yale who, he admits, ed his way around to a C. Same was true at Harvard Biz. C students, even Yalie C students, don't get accepted to Harvard biz without serious off-the-record "assistance", that has greased dubya's entire life.

Every business dubya ran, failed or liimped along and had to be bailed out by Poppy's friends.

Can anybody believe, hearing dubya's total butchering of the English language and his inability to articulate any but the simplest, 3-word sentences, that he really is a Yale grad/Harvard MBA-"educated", "in good faith"? He's a graduate in name only.

I'm sure the majority of Yale and Harvard alumni are embarrassed that this stupid, ignorant mother er "graduated" from their schools. He's a ing disgrace to those ins utions' reputations.

[MannyIsGod]

Since when does running a business equate to being head of the nation either way?

[mookie2001]

Since when does running a business equate to being head of the nation either way?

I can't think of any other plausable way to argue against Bush other than pointing out his failed business ventures

[Peter]

I know you're trying to be funny - but this is hardly a fair comparison. President Bush has a Harvard MBA and had run at least two big corporations before running for Gov.

Nice try - but no cigar!!

It depends on what your definition of "big" is...

[Peter]

"President Bush has a Harvard MBA"

dubya was a "legacy", aka affirmative-action, entrant at Yale who, he admits, ed his way around to a C. Same was true at Harvard Biz. C students, even Yalie C students, don't get accepted to Harvard biz without serious off-the-record "assistance", that has greased dubya's entire life.

Every business dubya ran, failed or liimped along and had to be bailed out by Poppy's friends.

Can anybody believe, hearing dubya's total butchering of the English language and his inability to articulate any but the simplest, 3-word sentences, that he really is a Yale grad/Harvard MBA-"educated", "in good faith"? He's a graduate in name only.

I'm sure the majority of Yale and Harvard alumni are embarrassed that this stupid, ignorant mother er "graduated" from their schools. He's a ing disgrace to those ins utions' reputations.

How about we put you behind the mike 365 days a year? The only catch is, "repug" is an unacceptable term. How would you do?

Anyways, the butchering of the English language in and of itself means very little when it comes to one's intelligence. I know some individuals who are near geniuses but who speak like they've just hit a full can of freon.

[Oscar DeLa]

repug

I don't know what it is but thats so much stupider than Dimm-o-Craps!

[Crookshanks]

How about we put you behind the mike 365 days a year? The only catch is, "repug" is an unacceptable term. How would you do?

Also, you can't use dubya, shrub, or head; and you must use proper grammar. And, just for grins, you get to face a hostile audience almost every time you speak in public. I don't think many of us would fare very well!

[Oscar DeLa]

you must use proper grammar

I don't know what it is but especially spelling Mikecrafone correctly!

[Nbadan]

[xrayzebra]

Let me the first to sign: You are kinky, Dan.

[Nbadan]

I just wanted to remind everyone that Kinky Friedman will be at the Flying Saucer on Thursday, yes! 3 days from now! Meet Kinky, meet Chris Duel and the rest of the 550 clan and have a few beers with the future Governor of Texas! Maybe someday Kinky will give ya a pardon!

[Nbadan]

Don't forget, today is have a beer with the future Governator of Texas day!!

[Oh, Gee!!]

Did you go see Kinky at the Saucer, Dan?

[Nbadan]

Did you go see Kinky at the Saucer, Dan?

I had already signed his pe ion and had a business obligation, but I hope Chris and Company had a good-time, judging from some of the posting on the 550underground.com forum, it sounds like everything went dandy and Kinky got quite a few signatures. My thanks to any and all who took the time to stop by, say hi, and sign the pe ion.

[Nbadan]

Here's a pic of Kinky at the Flying Saucer on Thursday courtesy of the 550underground.

[xrayzebra]

I can't think of any other plausable way to argue against Bush other than pointing out his failed business ventures

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Yeah, if he was smart as Kerry, he would just marry a rich widow. Pass
the ketchup, please.