Old Quattro Razor

[tlongII]

OK I have actually moved it from the classic threads. It is now in protective custody.

Let me re-assure friends and family that it is still alive and it's being closely monitored 24/7 - it has not been deleted. We are working on its return, but we need to create a safe environment for it first.


Seriously though: the new server is optimized to the max to allow as many connections as possible. In order to achieve this we have sacrificed a lot of things. In the next few days we'll work on striking the right balance and to bring the Quattro back (we'll probably split it in episodes, but won't touch its content).
Currently it represents such a big entry in the database that a single click on it brings the forum to a halt for 30 seconds. We just received the visit of a googlebot who was happily browsing through the qQuattro, stopping the forum for a few minutes...

DAMMIT!

[KEDA]

yea, ALL rules apply

I think that since kori is the site "boss" its fitting that her name is on the le of the thread!

Midge, lets actually make a list of all the rules so all of the newbs know what the is going on this time.

Im thinking a kinder, gentler Quattro!

[KEDA]

we can have the Nick at Nite version of the quattro!

[midgetonadonkey]

that. I say we make it rougher than ever.

[KEDA]

like the 6 million dollar quattro!

[KEDA]

all bukkake all the time!!!!!

[Anakin Skywalker]

anyone wanna give me spurs tickets for my birthday?

[midgetonadonkey]

Did someone say bukkake?

[midgetonadonkey]

I love bukkake

[1Parker1]

YAAAAY! No more back-lagging after games! I am sure that tonight's there'll be breaking records of active members viewing the forum.

[TheQuattro]

Yes! The Quattro is DEAD! Hallelujah!

The Quattro will never die!!!!

[Slomo]

YAAAAY! No more back-lagging after games! I am sure that tonight's there'll be breaking records of active members viewing the forum.

Please keep fingers crossed. I know a couple of Slovenian who will not get any sleep tonight

[ORION]

so what am I supposed to do now ? Do I have to F-ing mingle? Is this the Regal Beagal ?

[TOP-CHERRY]

gasp

[midgetonadonkey]

Haha Orion is in this mother er.

[midgetonadonkey]

I tried but I can't be in Real Women any longer.

Five posts in there and I was already talking about douching. The estrogen level in that thread is astronomical.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I can't stop yawning.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you get drunk last night Cherry?

[Mrs.Roper]

so what am I supposed to do now ? Do I have to F-ing mingle? Is this the Regal Beagal ?

Regal Beagal!?

[midgetonadonkey]

Why would anyone want a big M&M? I don't get it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Do they have mega peanut M&Ms?

[TheTruth]

Went to a wedding/reception with 5 open bars. Needless to say, I was unable to perform that night.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Did you get drunk last night Cherry?

Nope. Not even a buzz. But I had a good time.

[midgetonadonkey]

Some gy emo kids are walking across my yard. I'm going to go shoot at them with my bb gun.

[ORION]

So I need colors for my team's jerseys and I need a name. Can I get some help ?