Does Spurswoman kill people and put the body parts in her freezer?

[Carie]

For a brief moment, I thought you said a "true friend will help you move boobies."

They'll do that too. I drank a lot of tea the day of our wedding so my normally bodacious tatas shrank a little early on. We thought (incorrectly) that I was going to need to stuff my bra. So here I am, all dressed and unable to move, with a girl on each side reaching around to insert stuffing into my brassiere and re-arrange the boobs. Talk about bonding!

[ShoogarBear]

Drinking tea shrinks boobies?????

[Carie]

Caffiene is a diuretic, or however the you spell it. You pee a lot, how's that?

[ShoogarBear]

Peeing shrinks boobies?????

[Please_dont_ban_me]

I'd hit it.

[Carie]

Peeing shrinks boobies?????

TONS of peeing can. So stress + tea = TONS of peeing. You're losing water weight. When they're this big that can make a difference.

[2Blonde]

Carie,
That story reminds me of the day I was helping my niece and her best friend get ready for their senior prom. I was doing their makeup and helping them get dressed. The friend was very busty and was wearing a dress that was cut out along the sides so she couldn't wear a bra. She had bought some of the stick-on bras but she was too large for them to work. She didn't know what to do, so I suggested my good old fail safe remedy. Packaging tape or Duct tape. Well about the time I am two hands and almost chin deep in getting those suckers lifted and taped up beyond beauty, my husband walks in the bedroom. Boy did he get an eyeful. He turned all shades of red and ran so fast in the other direction. It was hilarious. Then about 15 minutes later we hear a knock at door and we open it and my husband is standing there with his shirt pulled up and says "now we're even" and turns around and walks off.

[Carie]

Carie,
That story reminds me of the day I was helping my niece and her best friend get ready for their senior prom. I was doing their makeup and helping them get dressed. The friend was very busty and was wearing a dress that was cut out along the sides so she couldn't wear a bra. She had bought some of the stick-on bras but she was too large for them to work. She didn't know what to do, so I suggested my good old fail safe remedy. Packaging tape or Duct tape. Well about the time I am two hands and almost chin deep in getting those suckers lifted and taped up beyond beauty, my husband walks in the bedroom. Boy did he get an eyeful. He turned all shades of red and ran so fast in the other direction. It was hilarious. Then about 15 minutes later we hear a knock at door and we open it and my husband is standing there with his shirt pulled up and says "now we're even" and turns around and walks off.

I think John would have died right there.

[easjer]

You all make my heart happy inside.

[mookie2001]

I always liked s y more than sw

shes a little less conservative

[gay abc]

wasn't s y real old anyway?

[1Parker1]

^

[tlongII]

I think User posts here under the name Mrs. Tlong.

[1Parker1]

^Because it's his secret desire to be married to you? And if he can't have you in real life, he'll settle for having you in virtual life?

[SpursWoman]

I think User posts here under the name Mrs. Tlong.

That's not him.

[Mrs.Tlong]

I think User posts here under the name Mrs. Tlong.

I think that's impossible since I'm in Portland Oregon and I am your wife.
I think you make comments like that because you are insecure with who you are.

And I think I post under Mrs.Tlong because my real name doesn't translate well into Human English.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Ok. So far I'm not seeing any evidence to contradict my theory. Not only that, but I think I've identified at least two individuals (T Park and 2Blonde) who have been helping Spurswoman to cover up these heinous acts.

My only option at this point is to go and investigate for myself. Not only should my investigation provide me some information regarding these mysterious disappearances, but it should also allow me to determine if 2Blonde is, indeed, as hot as her avatar might suggest.

If I don't return to the forum in the next couple of days, all of you will have confirmation that either (a) I am now lined up along-side S y, User, some Dreamsicles, a sixteen ounce package of frozen peas, a family size box of Eggo waffles, and some leftover pizza that's been in the freezer waaayyyy too long, or (b)I discovered that 2Blonde was indeed, as hot as advertised, and she and I are now living happily on a little island off the Mexican coast that I visited several years ago, or finally (c) that T Park discovered that I was indeed, as hot as advertised, and he and I are now living happily on a little island off the Mexican coast that I visited several years ago.

That is all.

[Phenomanul]

I think that's impossible since I'm in Portland Oregon and I am your wife.
I think you make comments like that because you are insecure with who you are.

And I think I post under Mrs.Tlong because my real name doesn't translate well into Human English.

Very insightful....

[Phenomanul]

Ok. So far I'm not seeing any evidence to contradict my theory. Not only that, but I think I've identified at least two individuals (T Park and 2Blonde) who have been helping Spurswoman to cover up these heinous acts.

My only option at this point is to go and investigate for myself. Not only should my investigation provide me some information regarding these mysterious disappearances, but it should also allow me to determine if 2Blonde is, indeed, as hot as her avatar might suggest.

If I don't return to the forum in the next couple of days, all of you will have confirmation that either (a) I am now lined up along-side S y, User, some Dreamsicles, a sixteen ounce package of frozen peas, a family size box of Eggo waffles, and some leftover pizza that's been in the freezer waaayyyy too long, or (b)I discovered that 2Blonde was indeed, as hot as advertised, and she and I are now living happily on a little island off the Mexican coast that I visited several years ago, or finally (c) that T Park discovered that I was indeed, as hot as advertised, and he and I are now living happily on a little island off the Mexican coast that I visited several years ago.

That is all.

Given by the context watch out for 2Blonde's husband.

[travis2]

Isn't Chopper married???

[travis2]

Ok. So far I'm not seeing any evidence to contradict my theory. Not only that, but I think I've identified at least two individuals (T Park and 2Blonde) who have been helping Spurswoman to cover up these heinous acts.

My only option at this point is to go and investigate for myself. Not only should my investigation provide me some information regarding these mysterious disappearances, but it should also allow me to determine if 2Blonde is, indeed, as hot as her avatar might suggest.

If I don't return to the forum in the next couple of days, all of you will have confirmation that either (a) I am now lined up along-side S y, User, some Dreamsicles, a sixteen ounce package of frozen peas, a family size box of Eggo waffles, and some leftover pizza that's been in the freezer waaayyyy too long, or (b)I discovered that 2Blonde was indeed, as hot as advertised, and she and I are now living happily on a little island off the Mexican coast that I visited several years ago, or finally (c) that T Park discovered that I was indeed, as hot as advertised, and he and I are now living happily on a little island off the Mexican coast that I visited several years ago.

That is all.

[1Parker1]

Ok. So far I'm not seeing any evidence to contradict my theory. Not only that, but I think I've identified at least two individuals (T Park and 2Blonde) who have been helping Spurswoman to cover up these heinous acts.

My only option at this point is to go and investigate for myself. Not only should my investigation provide me some information regarding these mysterious disappearances, but it should also allow me to determine if 2Blonde is, indeed, as hot as her avatar might suggest.

If I don't return to the forum in the next couple of days, all of you will have confirmation that either (a) I am now lined up along-side S y, User, some Dreamsicles, a sixteen ounce package of frozen peas, a family size box of Eggo waffles, and some leftover pizza that's been in the freezer waaayyyy too long, or (b)I discovered that 2Blonde was indeed, as hot as advertised, and she and I are now living happily on a little island off the Mexican coast that I visited several years ago, or finally (c) that T Park discovered that I was indeed, as hot as advertised, and he and I are now living happily on a little island off the Mexican coast that I visited several years ago.

That is all.

I'm guessing (c) is going to be the most action you'll see.

I love your posts, EHJ

[easjer]

I don't think Mrs. Chopper is going to like this one bit, Ed.

[SpursWoman]

If I don't return to the forum in the next couple of days, all of you will have confirmation that either (a) I am now lined up along-side S y, User, some Dreamsicles, a sixteen ounce package of frozen peas, a family size box of Eggo waffles, and some leftover pizza that's been in the freezer waaayyyy too long,

Actually, you'd be between the pineapple ice cream, 80oz package of broccoli spears, 2 regular size boxes of blueberry Eggo waffles, 10 boxes of Totino's pizzas....and a package of chicken legs that's been in the freezer waaayyyy to long.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'm guessing (c) is going to be the most action you'll see.

I love your posts, EHJ

You're probably right. Yummy!