The Man rules... Feel Free To Add

[Vizzini]

49. The only shower a man may enter are either in a bathroom or lockeroom. A man doesn't attend baby showers, engament showers, couples showers, wedding showers, housewarming showers, or any gathering designated as being a gift-giving shower. There are no exceptions.

[implacable44]

47. Cut a fart in front of her on the 3rd date. She needs to know you will.

48. Get as many BJs as possible before marriage. Won't be (m)any after.

damn - you married bad bro - BJ's are a must-- wy wife says she loves the power it gives her -

[Sportcamper]

Man-Law...Golf is officially declared a sport...

Golf & sex are the only two things that a man can be really bad at & still really enjoy....

[TheTruth]

Man Law

A Man can break any of these Laws, if it means getting sex.

[batman2883]

One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".

why what happens?

[DarkReign]

One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".

why what happens?

[mcornelio]

Seriously, Good Question What Happens?

[CosmicCowboy]

Seriously, Good Question What Happens?

The hottie dropped her drawers and had a pecker...

[Vizzini]

Seriously, Good Question What Happens?

You really, really, really, don't want to know. Remember, you can never unsee or unwatch something after the fact. You have been warned.

[DarkReign]

And here I thought they were both kidding.

Heed Vizzini's advice.

[RealEstateDude]

Never tell another man how to cook on HIS Bar-B-Que pit.

Except if he asks or is burning the YOU purchased...

Don't do it!!

[Trainwreck2100]

The use of coupons is stricly forbidden till you get laid.

[Trainwreck2100]

If your girl tells you she is a lesbian, you must support her in every way, as long as the other girl is hot.

[SA Gunslinger]

When is it acceptable to ask for gas money, if you are taking a road trip to let say South Padre?

[baseline bum]

Jell-O shots, bacardi silvers, and ed-watermelons are not acceptable ways to get drunk at parties.

keg-stands of less than 15 seconds are not to be tolerated

[ObiwanGinobili]

48. Get as many BJs as possible before marriage. Won't be (m)any after.

well I guess it sucks to be you.

[Leetonidas]

50. If a hot woman passes out, you are obligated to give her CPR and ask for her number. If a fat chick or ugly woman passes out, you are obligated to call for help. But if another man passes out, tell him to stop being a pussy and walk it off.

[Trainwreck2100]

I would like to retract the fanny pack one, it's perfect for hiding your upskirt cam

[2Blonde]

I found the ManLaw website. You have to enter your birthdate to get in.
http://www.manlaws.com/

[MoSpur]

I would like to retract the fanny pack one, it's perfect for hiding your upskirt cam

No way in .

[Trainwreck2100]

No way in .

Well then, where do you propose to hide the upskirt cam?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Well then, where do you propose to hide the upskirt cam?

Real men would just pull up the skirt if they wanted to see whats underneath, no need for a pussy camera.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Well then, where do you propose to hide the upskirt cam?

Clown shoes dude. Plenty of room in the toe for somekind of hidden camera, and if you're talking face to face to the girl the end of the shoe extends to where you have the perfect angle. That's the technique they use on bozothepimp.com.

[Extra Stout]

No man is allowed to purchase any salon-only grooming products. Ever.