What is your favorite curse word?

[Jimcs50]

crap

[Jimcs50]

Nice word, SW.


Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word " ". It is the one magical word which just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

In the language, " " falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John ed Eva) and intransitive (John ed). It can be an active verb (John s), or a passive verb (John was ed), or an adverb (Eva is ing interested in John), or a noun (Eva is a fine ). It can also be used as an adjective (Janet is a ing beauty). As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of " ".

Besides its sexual connotation, this word can be used to describe many situations:

Fraud : The Spurs got ed by the refs against the Mavs.

Dismay : Oh, it!

Trouble : Now I'm ed.

Aggression : you, Cuban!

Surprise : me!

Confusion : What the ?

Difficulty : I don't ing understand Pop's small ball hardon!

Despair : ed again.

Philosophical : Who gives a ?

Laziness : He's ed off.

Incompetence : He's ed up.

Displeasure: What the ?

Rebellion : Oh it.

Banter: wit!



It can be useful in descriptive anatomy: Jason Terry really is a ing arse-hole.

It can be used to tell the time: It's six ing thirty.

It can be used as a prediction: Oh, will I get ed?

It can be used in business: Why did I get this ing job?

It can be maternal: You mother er!

It can be nautical: the admiral!

It can be political: Bush!

It can be used to enhance meaning: SW is Beauti ingful, or the calls that the Dirk got were un ingbelievable.





And of course, it can open the door to many relationships ... Let's !

[AlamoSpursFan]

Shazbat.

Sincerely,

[Spurminator]

Despite the phobic conotations, my favorite is " sucker." Rolls off the tongue so well.

[Manuismysex]

asswipe. I just think it's hilarious.

[easjer]

. It's succinct. I have to watch myself, because I use it so often at home, it comes out naturally. Now, damn is perfectly acceptable at work and in most grocery stores (while in the vicinity of elderly women or young children), and the occassional or (particularly while being used as a verb) is not a problem on a college campus, but damn, some people still get riled up over .

I do try not to use it around kids (or curse at all), but it's going to be ing hard to break that habit before we have kids. And I don't want my kids cursing up a blue streak when they are seven - , I don't even curse around my mother now!

[midgetonadonkey]

smegma

[ORION]

rackin frackin varmit !

[Summers]

Jackass.

[themvp]

I don´t curse.

[1Parker1]

I myself am quite partial to !!!, Damn it!! !!! and the occassional Shoot!!! Darn it!!! and Oh Man!!! when my little niece and nephews are around.

[MannyIsGod]

Clit is not a curse word. WTF?

[Bob Lanier]

In English? .

Anyone who really wants to curse should learn Russian, though.

[TheSanityAnnex]

.



You can use the word more than any other word in the English language. How can you not love it.



Greetings "How the are you?"
Fraud "I was ed by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay "Oh, it."
Trouble "Well, I guess I'm ed again."
Aggression " you!!!"
Disgust " me!!!"
Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief "What the ....?"
Diffuclty "I don't understand this ing thing."
Despair " ed again."
Good Job "Congratu inglations."
Desperation " ity ."
Incompetence "He s up everything."
Disappointment "This ing er is ed."
Intelligence "He's a ing genius."
Dismissal "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go- -yourself?"
Displeasure "What the is going on?"
Lost "Where the are we?"
Disbelief "Unbe inglievable!!!"
Retaliation "Up your ing ass!!!"
Laziness "He's just a -off."
Pain " ! that hurt."
Pleasure "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love "Do ya on first dates?"
Starting a relationship "Let's now!"
Surprise " ing what was that?"
Admiration "Nice ing s!"
Hate "You !"
Condemnation " that !"
Disappointment "That's not ing fair."
A poker hand "A Royal ."
Denial "I didn't ing do it."
Perplexity "I know all about it."
Apathy "Who gives a ."
Confusion "What the just happened?"
Resignation "Oh it."
Su ion "Who the are you?"
Panic "Let's get the out of here!"
Directions " off."
Sex "Let's ."
Maternal "Mother er."
Incestuous "Mother er."
Ambiguity "I'm not so ing sure."
Agreement "Abso inglutely."
Questioning Authority "Who the do you think you are?"
Praising the Lord "Jesus ing Christ."
I have a headache "Go yourself."
Refusal "Oh you can right off."
Pissed off " the ing ers!"
Be quiet "Shut the up."
You're right " ing oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation "He's just bought a big, -off Mercedes."
Sensuousness "She was wearing a pair of red leather, -me boots."
Confidence " in' A."
Impressed "That was ing amazing."
Apathy "I don't give a ."
Bewilderment or Ignorance " ed if I know."
Enraged "I'm gonna you up!"
Annoyance " off, er."
Pissed off " you, you ing ."
iness "It's ten- ing-thirty already?"
Broken down motorcycle "Sir, the ing er has ed up on me.
Professional appraisal of mechanical failure "It's ed."
Minors " lings."
Morons " s."
Thanks " you very much."

[2Blonde]

I do try not to use it around kids (or curse at all), but it's going to be ing hard to break that habit before we have kids. And I don't want my kids cursing up a blue streak when they are seven - , I don't even curse around my mother now!

When my daughter was about 2, her daycare teacher told me she was saying Damn-it. I thought "Where is she picking that up? It must be from some kids at school." Then when I picked her up that day we were riding home and she hit her finger against something and looked down at it like she had just broken a fingernail and went "Damn-it". Well I knew immediately that she was imitating me. Damn-it !!! I was busted.

[tlongII]

The "C" word that rhymes with punt is the harshest. It's so harsh I can't even type it!

[ALVAREZ6]

.


Mainly because you can use it in any situation.

[sa_butta]

Who gives a ?

[sportsaremylife]

Gotta be sucker............been called it so many times I think it is my new name

[spurschick]

.
It's timeless and classic.

[lilmads]

.

[midgetonadonkey]

boogers

[Guru of Nothing]

youmother er