Mavs only happy when they're benefactor

[ShoogarBear]

What a waste of good basketballs that would be.

[LEONARD]

Skank,

Tell you what. Let's meet up in Dallas and I'll kick basketballs at your head. We'll see how you like it then.

How do you even know the guy got hit???

Got home, saw the replay, and decided that he was going to have some headaches...

[picnroll]

Yeah, I guess when you kick a basketball into a crowd of about 20,000 people chances it's going to hit someone is pretty remote.

Where's the emoticom for dumb ?

[MadDog73]

How do you even know the guy got hit???

How do you know he didn't?

Like I said, I'd rather err on the side of compassion...

Or, you can be like Shank and celebrate bratty behavior and kick basketballs into the stands, hoping people get hurt.

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah, I guess when you kick a basketball into a crowd of about 20,000 people chances it's going to hit someone is pretty remote.

The way Dirk has been shooting?

[LEONARD]

Yeah, I guess when you kick a basketball into a crowd of about 20,000 people chances it's going to hit someone is pretty remote.

Where's the emoticom for dumb ?

Still not all that great of chance of hitting somebody that's NOT paying attention in the side of the head...

and then no security checks on the guy that just got hit by a BASKETBALL punted into the stands? Doubtful...

[Darrin]

The freakin rules of the NBA were changed to make the game have more "entertainment value". They were changed in a way that benefits "finesse" teams like Dallas and Phoenix. THESE SAME RULES are now biting Dallas in the ASS and it's hilarious!

Mav fan never complains when their team is the "benefactor" of these lame-ass rule changes, but they are up in arms when they are on the end of the deal. Sucks, Mav fan, doesn't it?

And Mav fan says the Spurs cry and complain too much? Did anyone witness all the freakin meltdowns and tantrums at the end of game 5? Which one is your favorite?

AJ: "Don't stutter."
Cuban: "Stern, you $@#$ @#$# F#$$CKER S0$ OF A B%$##%#!!!"
Dirk: "I sink I vill kick ze ball and ze streamahs. Yah. I sink I vill push dis bike down. Yah."

This sounds like a celebration. I got it, let's keep a corrupt system so the league can screw the Spurs whenever they want to. You should be looking for allies, not dancing on Dallas' grave.

[ShoogarBear]

Dallas isn't going to be any kind of ally. They don't want fair calls, they just want calls going their way.

[v2freak]

The freakin rules of the NBA were changed to make the game have more "entertainment value". They were changed in a way that benefits "finesse" teams like Dallas and Phoenix. THESE SAME RULES are now biting Dallas in the ASS and it's hilarious!

Mav fan never complains when their team is the "benefactor" of these lame-ass rule changes, but they are up in arms when they are on the end of the deal. Sucks, Mav fan, doesn't it?

And Mav fan says the Spurs cry and complain too much? Did anyone witness all the freakin meltdowns and tantrums at the end of game 5? Which one is your favorite?

AJ: "Don't stutter."
Cuban: "Stern, you $@#$ @#$# F#$$CKER S0$ OF A B%$##%#!!!"
Dirk: "I sink I vill kick ze ball and ze streamahs. Yah. I sink I vill push dis bike down. Yah."

I vote for "Don't stutter" but your Dirk impression is priceless!

[kalikot_boy_kr]

hahhahahha! here i goes this way! nation hate the mavs! i dont know why? hahhaa!

[kalikot_boy_kr]

Dallas isn't going to be any kind of ally. They don't want fair calls, they just want calls going their way.
>>good reason......

[George Gervin's Afro]

Skank,

Tell you what. Let's meet up in Dallas and I'll kick basketballs at your head. We'll see how you like it then.

I wouldn't waste good basketballs on skank's head..

[Shank]

I wouldn't waste good basketballs on skank's head..

Someone already beat you to that nugget of comedy gold. Try again.

[picnroll]

Someone already beat you to that nugget of comedy gold. Try again.

How about "to small a target" then.

[RonMexico]

Dirk walking by the bike, looking at it, stopping and then giving it a clumsy push was the funniest one.

He was expecting a foul to be called on the bike, because NO ONE (and I mean no one - like Bill Simmons in his latest article) seems to remember when Dirk got every call no matter where he moved and he SHOT 24 FTs in one game and MADE 21 of them!!! Well, I mean no one but Spurs fans and Suns fans and the three Memphis fans that still watch when the Grizz make the playoffs - but basically the teams and fans that had to endure his cake walk to the Finals in the first place... so sorry that Dwayne Wade attacks the basket and gets a lot of touch fouls on the perimeter... but I guess that was ok when Bowen got called for it in Game 4 with like 5 seconds remaining...

[DFW Spurs]

F@cking hilarious le. "The Benefactor” Isn’t that cubans crappy show that ripped off of the apprentice that got canceled.

[JHoLove]

F@cking hilarious le. "The Benefactor” Isn’t that cubans crappy show that ripped off of the apprentice that got canceled.

That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread.

[angel_luv]

Speaking of "Benefactor"... that was the one and only period of time that I have liked Cuban.

[1Parker1]

I can't believe you actually watched that show, Angel!!

[angel_luv]

I can't believe you actually watched that show, Angel!!

I was alone and lonely in Houston.

The worse part is that I wrote and told Mark Cuban how much I liked that show and I had decided he was all right after all.

[angel_luv]

The way Dirk has been shooting?

[v2freak]

He was expecting a foul to be called on the bike, because NO ONE (and I mean no one - like Bill Simmons in his latest article) seems to remember when Dirk got every call no matter where he moved and he SHOT 24 FTs in one game and MADE 21 of them!!! Well, I mean no one but Spurs fans and Suns fans and the three Memphis fans that still watch when the Grizz make the playoffs - but basically the teams and fans that had to endure his cake walk to the Finals in the first place... so sorry that Dwayne Wade attacks the basket and gets a lot of touch fouls on the perimeter... but I guess that was ok when Bowen got called for it in Game 4 with like 5 seconds remaining...

THANK YOU!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

How could an owner, a coach, and a team's fans have the sheer audacity to believe they were screwed, or that "a foul should not have been called in that situation"?

I listened to mike and mike today this morning, and seriously every ing caller said they shouldn't have called a foul then. Amazingly, one of the hosts intervened and did mention "Noone was complaining when we got these calls against san antonio, cuz we were winning." A sound voice of reason. But obviously true.

Dirk goes to the line to seal games 3 and 4. Game 4 dirk wasn't even driving the ing lane, he pump faked and got a weak body foul.

Dwyane was held and pushed, go eat mavs fans. ing s .

[Obstructed_View]

I saw Manu Ginobili foul out of a game on a weak pump fake/backwards jump by Jason Terry and as much as I didn't think it should be called, it was a foul. I saw Manu Ginobili get called for an and-1 against Dirk at the end of a critical game, and as much as I thought it could have been a no-call, they called it. The foul on Wade was more of a foul than either of those, but I didn't hear any Mavericks fans saying "yeah, we got away with one there" after those calls.

[RON ARTEST]

this is a dumb le for a thread. isnt every team happy when they are the benefactor? have the spurs ever been in a game where you know the refs favored them very much and you say to yourself "wow we got away with one". but when the spurs lose because the refs did a bad job you guys start thread after thread talking about how much you got screwed.