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See? I'm not the only one who thinks it's lame. I think I used to give those "coupons" to my mom for her Birthday when she was little. "This coupon is good for one va e and house cleaning job. Expires August 20th)"
Katy was getting oral sex in the 6th grade? Whoa.
I tried to think of an honest response for this, but it involved handcuffs, a spreader bar and a riding crop... too early in the morning to go there.
So under the Material Girls we have: 1Parker1, katy.
Damn, I better start saving some money.
Two of us ... oops, three .... it's sweet, but cashing them in can be tricky when it isn't your birthday anymore.
And I don't think I'd like the cleaning thing, either. It is the thought that counts, but I'm very anal about cleaning ... and no one in my house cleans as thoroughly as I do, so I'd just get irritated and go back and redo it.
One thing Chris did for me at Valentine's Day that didn't cost a lot of money was he rented a helium tank from Party City and completely filled up my kitchen/dining room will a couple of hundred balloons. That was very unexpected and very awesome. Plus, he had to tie up all of those bas s himself.
1Parker1: aspiring golddigger.
I don't even know what a spreader bar or a riding crop are.
Geez.
Now this is making my head explode.
Material Girls: 1Parker1, katy, SpursWoman, Mrs.Tlong
Cheap Guy's Dreams: ObiwonGinobili, pache100, Kori
Pain Girls: CuckingFunt
It's that freaky S&M stuff
Who the said anything about oral sex?
I was still wearing pigtails and babydoll dresses in the 6th grade, I didn't even know what oral sex was ... or a penis for that matter. Ew penis.
Now I ain't saying I'm a gold digger, but I ain't messin with no broke ....
This is hilarious! My sister and her co-workers filled up their boss' office with black balloons on his birthday. It was very funny when he opened the door and they just came floating out into the hallway! I have always wanted to do that, but our building/offices are not conducive to it.One thing Chris did for me at Valentine's Day that didn't cost a lot of money was he rented a helium tank from Party City and completely filled up my kitchen/dining room will a couple of hundred balloons. That was very unexpected and very awesome. Plus, he had to tie up all of those bas s himself.
My daughter starts 6th grade next month ... y'all STFU.
Ewwwwwwwwww, Shoog that's nasty, you offically lost points for even thinking that.
I have a nice gift for you, but you will have to come out here to pick it up.
...Speaking of which, FYI, My birthday's coming also
Hey now, I'm trying to preserve the innocence of 6th graders everywhere. I swear I didn't know what oral sex was.My daughter starts 6th grade next month ... y'all STFU.
Make sure she understands . . . No Coupons From Boys.My daughter starts 6th grade next month ... y'all STFU.
I'm not asking for the world. Just whole grain organic oats and alfalfa. Not that Costco .
One thing Chris did for me at Valentine's Day that didn't cost a lot of money was he rented a helium tank from Party City and completely filled up my kitchen/dining room will a couple of hundred balloons. That was very unexpected and very awesome. Plus, he had to tie up all of those bas s himself.
I'm far from a material girl ... I'd be happy with a picnic that I didn't have to cook and lots of sex.
Um, read what you said again.
Was her birthday August 20th?
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