So me and my cousin go out to eat today...

[Zoe String]

Last night my wife went out to cut some basil for dinner, and there was a chicken in the backyard! Well, a Vietnamese junglefowl, actually. I chased the thing out into my front yard. My neighbor across the street pointed out that since there are about 12 Vietnamese families on the street, perhaps one of them was missing their pet chicken.

My next-door neighbor said "I used have chicken but no more. Next door he have chicken."

So I go talk to that guy. "Ah yes you find Birdie. I leave him out last night and forget let him back in" He comes down to my porch. "Birdie! Here Birdie here Birdie!" Birdie the chicken clucks happily and jumps on his outstretched arm.

"I find chicks by my house (presumably in Vietnam). I thought they birds, but I find out they chickens! Other chicken disappear. I think cat get it. Now I just have Birdie!"

Life around Asians is interesting.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Last night my wife went out to cut some basil for dinner, and there was a chicken in the backyard! Well, a Vietnamese junglefowl, actually. I chased the thing out into my front yard. My neighbor across the street pointed out that since there are about 12 Vietnamese families on the street, perhaps one of them was missing their pet chicken.

My next-door neighbor said "I used have chicken but no more. Next door he have chicken."

So I go talk to that guy. "Ah yes you find Birdie. I leave him out last night and forget let him back in" He comes down to my porch. "Birdie! Here Birdie here Birdie!" Birdie the chicken clucks happily and jumps on his outstretched arm.

"I find chicks by my house (presumably in Vietnam). I thought they birds, but I find out they chickens! Other chicken disappear. I think cat get it. Now I just have Birdie!"

Life around Asians is interesting.

You should've cooked it, y0.

[Extra Stout]

You should've cooked it, y0.

Yeah, but then if his dog ever gets in the other guy's yard...

[ShoogarBear]

Last night my wife went out to cut some basil for dinner, and there was a chicken in the backyard! Well, a Vietnamese junglefowl, actually. I chased the thing out into my front yard. My neighbor across the street pointed out that since there are about 12 Vietnamese families on the street, perhaps one of them was missing their pet chicken.

My next-door neighbor said "I used have chicken but no more. Next door he have chicken."

So I go talk to that guy. "Ah yes you find Birdie. I leave him out last night and forget let him back in" He comes down to my porch. "Birdie! Here Birdie here Birdie!" Birdie the chicken clucks happily and jumps on his outstretched arm.

"I find chicks by my house (presumably in Vietnam). I thought they birds, but I find out they chickens! Other chicken disappear. I think cat get it. Now I just have Birdie!"

Life around Asians is interesting.

I got all the wway to the end of that waiting for a punchline before I realized you were serious.

[SpursWoman]

I got all the wway to the end of that waiting for a punchline before I realized you were serious.

Me, too.

[Sportcamper]

Zoe String...Do any of your neighbors have a Jindo dog? (I had never heard of one before)...My neighbor has one...It hates being left alone so it scales a 6’ chain link fence to hang out with my Mastiff all day...The dog totally ignores me & only leaves my back yard when the lady up the street comes down and speaks Mandarin Chinese to it...