How to tell if your a Liberal:

You would rather see a cowboy smoke the baloney poney rather then a Marlboro.

Well, completely irrelevant, smoking the "baloney poney" does not hurt anybody, whereas cig smoke does. (I do not believe cigs should be illegal, just saying)

If you think the New York Times is fair and balanced, but Fox News is ultra right-wing…

--Theyre both biased, I just prefer the biased news that is on the other side of the president. I will watch fox news with the next Dim is in office, makes sure you know everything they allegedly do.

You think Al Gore won the election in 2000.

--.....Paint me a liberal. lol

If you think the Free Market is where they hand out Government cheese.

--Paint me a conservative

If you would accept a car ride from Ted Kennedy.

--I couldnt name 5 politicians I would accept a ride from.

You look at Yassir Arafat as a "man of peace".

--As someone else said, who really believes that.

If you think alcoholics are disabled and deserve Social Security (or should be elected to be the senior senator from Massachussettes)

--B.S, alcoholics just like beer/wine/whatever, its no disease.

If your five year old tells YOU what to do.

--The downfall of being too passive as a parent, but my parents are conservative as and my brother runs the house.


You cannot name one single NASCAR driver.

--Nascar is a damn joke, its a constant left time, where is the excitement.

You are worried what the French think of America.

--I really dont care what any-1 thinks of any country, but sometimes they are right.

You think that consenting adults can engage freely in every activity except capitalism.

--Gay Marraige, fine. Capitalism-fine. Why must it be either/or for every-1??

If you think Sean Hannnity and Ann Coulter are mean spirited racists and promote hate crimes, but Maxine Waters, John Conyers and Louis Farakahn aren't and don't.

--Lunatics, each and every one of them.

If you think that the only acceptable hate crime is Christian bashing.

--Well, I don't share that view, but hey....Christians are in no danger of being run out of town...they are doing just fine.

You think we never gave peace a chance.

--We didn't......How can you disagree.

Sean Penn makes sense to you. Awec Bawdwin makes even more sense.

--Just act....stop trying to play God.

You want to outlaw cigarettes and legalize marijuana.

--Legalize all them s.

If you use the words "xtians", neo-con's" or "wing-nuts" at least four times in any given day.

--I use them once in a while....and I use bleeding heart once in a while as well.

You say Have a Great Winter Solstice, Happy Kwankza, Merry Ramadan and think saying Merry Christmas is just wrong.

--Assuming the entire country is Christian is a mistake...but it was overblown

You think that the words "to promote the general welfare" in the Cons ution mean to promote welfare generally.

--Wellfare...booo. Should only be for injured, mentally ill, and very elderly.

You believe that even though the top 20 percent of taxpayers pay 80 percent of income taxes, that the rich are not paying their "fair share."

--Rich are taxed enough, uneven taxes should be illegal.

You think that Rush Limbaugh's listeners are mindless "dittoheads," but you have never doubted anything that you heard from Michael Moore….

--Mindless morons the lot of them

You believe that rich people should not be allowed to contribute so much money to candidates for office (except for George Soros)….

--We need finance reform around the board.

You have no problem with Hollywood movie starts flying around in private jets to give speeches on the evils of SUVs…

--A damn blatant hypocrisy

If you believe Islamic Terrorists are Freedom Fighters and the Israeli Army are Terrorists….

--Theyre all terrorists by definition.

You believe its ok to punch a Police officer
You think the really alarming violence takes place outside the abortion clinic.

--Lol, not even worth a reply

You would save a deer but kill a baby.

--Well, I dont agree with abortion, but they honestly do not believe it is a baby.....nobody doubts that it is a deer....

If you make snide remarks to guys for looking at women but champion Clinton's right to do whatever he wants with his interns.

--hypocrisy in a way, presidents should be held to a higher standard...but his sexual act was over-dramatized

You called Vietnam Veterans "baby killers" but think that allowing a woman to suck her baby into a sink is a cons utionally protected right.

--They did commit war crims in vietnam....and again, though I disagree, they dont think the baby is alive.

You believe the National Rifle Association helps criminals while the American Civil Liberties Union protects the innocent.

--Paint me a moderate, they both do unlimited amounts of good for our country, thank God for both of them