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Does your mom live on a farm? Because she sure knows how to raise !
Your momma is SO ugly she looks almost like NorCal's mamma.
Does your mom live on a farm? Because she sure knows how to raise !
Your momma's so old, she's heard all these jokes before.
In this case, Mama=Shoogarbear.
Hahaah ha! I think you mean Grandmama = Shoogarbear
Shoog????
Shoog????
Your mom is so dumb, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama's so round when she falls on the ground the rocks herself to sleep trying to get up
Your momma is so poor, she put a big mac on layaway.
Your momma is so old, she has an autographed bible.
Your momma is so dumb she got a C in advanced chemistry.
Yo momma's so fat, she cut her leg and gravy came out.
Yo momma's so old, she gives powdered breast milk.
Remember in the 90s when people used to say "Your mom" to everything? At first, I would just look over my shoulder and say "where?" Then as people kept saying it over and over again, it got terribly old just like your mom.
Your mom is so fat she uses two Greyhound buses as rollerblades.
ok ok ok ....now lets off mommas cause i just got off yours........
your mommas so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone...
your mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green
your mommas so ugly she went to nightmare on grayson and came out with a job
If you want to know how I always picture you, I can PM you.
how come there is no your daddy jokes just female jokes
Yo momma so broke I saw her kicking a can down the street and I said "whatcha doin?" she said "Movin"
Yo momma so fat, she is on the chic-filet billboards!.
Yo momma so fat she eats wheat THICKS
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout
Last edited by LakerHater0823; 08-18-2006 at 02:22 PM.
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