Man Law...

[Jimcs50]

The only men who should wear a baseball glove at the ballpark, are the players who are actually playing the baseball game.


Man Law

[Jimcs50]

Men should never ever wax their underarms. (Men who have waxed their underarms have definitely sucked some at some time)

Man Law

[mcornelio]

A man shall never tell his buddy if he comes upon compromising pictures/videos of said friends wife/girlfriend on his camera cellphone and shall pretend it didnt happen

[AlamoSpursFan]

I saw this on a bumpersticker once. Not exactly a Man Law, but it is a Man Fact:

"No matter how hot, beautiful and sexy she is...some guy somewhere is sick of her !"

[SpursWoman]

Agreed. And said Man Law also applies to vehicle occupants touching owners stereo.

That should be a universal law.

[phyzik]

If you open/order a beer just before closing time or just before you leave a friends house, you are required to finish the entire beverage before you leave. No beer should be left behind.

Man law.

[1Parker1]

I saw this on a bumpersticker once. Not exactly a Man Law, but it is a Man Fact:

"No matter how hot, beautiful and sexy she is...some guy somewhere is sick of her !"

That was actually pretty funny...

[cheguevara]

When you shake a mans hand, don't hold it for more than 3 seconds...

its just weird

[cheguevara]

When you're drunk and about to throw up in your homeboy's ride, say something, don't try to hold it

[Jimcs50]

When your buddy is trying to get with a hot babe in a bar, you must pretend to be interested in her girlfriend no matter how unattractive she is.

Man Law

[ShoogarBear]

sorry, haven't done that and don't believe in that law

That one was a Man Law before there were even Man Laws.

[CuckingFunt]

When your buddy is trying to get with a hot babe in a bar, you must pretend to be interested in her girlfriend no matter how unattractive she is.

Man Law

Wouldn't that technically be wing-man law?

[1Parker1]

When your buddy is trying to get with a hot babe in a bar, you must pretend to be interested in her girlfriend no matter how unattractive she is.

Man Law

...that's a Woman's law as well.

[cheguevara]

Wouldn't that technically be wing-man law?

yeah that's another beer I think

[Jimcs50]

sorry, haven't done that and don't believe in that law

None of my buddies ever believed in that law either...cuz, I was the one that always wanted the hot one.

[cheguevara]

Man law, do not let your friends smell your finger after dancing with a in the club

[ShoogarBear]

None of my buddies ever believed in that law either...cuz, I was the one that always wanted the hot one.

And none of your buddies wanted to talk to Brad's friend?

[Jimcs50]

And none of your buddies wanted to talk to Brad's friend?

You mean Jennifer? yeah they did...i had no problem there.

[j-6]

When your buddy is trying to get with a hot babe in a bar, you must pretend to be interested in her girlfriend no matter how unattractive she is.

Man Law

Also, your buddy is responsible for paying for all shooters of (a) Rumpleminze, (b) Jagermeister, or (c) Goldschlager you consume in process of acting interested in said girlfriend.

[ZStomp]

Never stare at cleavage for more than 2 seconds at a time.

Man Law.