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  1. #26
    Damn The Man Mr. Peabody's Avatar
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    if they break my windows again?

    Apparently someone thought it would be cute to lob rocks into our apartment windows last night.

    Counting the days until the move.
    You can shoot someone, but first you have to ask them if they are an undercover cop. And if they are, they have to tell you or it's entrapment.

  2. #27
    bandwagon hater
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    if they break my windows again?

    Apparently someone thought it would be cute to lob rocks into our apartment windows last night.

    Counting the days until the move.
    You can always drag them in the house and beat the crap out of them, then make it look like a forced entry and call the cops.

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    RIP whottt. slayermin's Avatar
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    Then go to Bangkok for 10 years.
    There is nothing wrong with shooting someone in self defense.

  4. #29
    Believe.
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    Just abduct them and torture them for a period not to exceed 10 days. Make sure you fill them with LSD so they dont remember anything and cannot implicate you in any wrong doing. The US govt. does it all the time.

  5. #30
    GoGoGadget
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    You can shoot all over my face if it makes you feel better.

  6. #31
    Believe.
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    You can shoot all over my face if it makes you feel better.

    have mercy. sweetheart, you're making uncle jesse's blood boil..

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    Believe. Uncle Jesse's Avatar
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    have mercy. sweetheart, you're making uncle jesse's blood boil..
    I will kill you for ruining my good name.

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    Each Day Offers Potential Darrin's Avatar
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    I say aim for the shoulder. They will know you are aiming for the knee caps. Aiming for the should has the added bonus of the target thinking they are going to die. Then shoot them in the kneecaps so they can't run away.

    Excuse me, I have renew my concealed handgun permit and get to my appointment before that bas psychiatrist yells at my other personalities again.

  9. #34
    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    yeh, bukkake them on the face where they like it

  10. #35
    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    If they break your windows at night you can legally pop them.

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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    It was recommended to me to get a paintball gun with oxblood red paint. Anyone know what the best kind of gun would be?

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    I believe I posted it ^^^ there.

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