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it was a mistake. never happened again. i love tapping my wifeYOU could've used em! One for the wifey and one for the whitey. Would've saved you some money!
that's why your here, you dirty.....
how does it feel? hurt?
it was a mistake. never happened again. i love tapping my wifeYOU could've used em! One for the wifey and one for the whitey. Would've saved you some money!
1P1 non-chalantly mentioned her fondness of it.
Kind of goes without saying, don'tcha think ?
its obvious you would pleasure that indian guy
Can you have orgasm with one, then use other right away, with no down time?....no pun intended.
If so, his future wife is gonna be pissed!Can you have orgasm with one, then use other right away, with no down time?....no pun intended.
Can you have orgasm with one, then use other right away, with no down time?....no pun intended.
What is "down time", old dude?
Well excuuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeeeeee, Dirk Digler.
*sigh*
spurswoman....double penetration right? and I don't mean wade and lebron attacking yao in the paint
Don't worry, I'm sure a novelty company is addressing this as we speak.
lol.
another question that will never be answered... if he is having sex with one and masturbates with the other at the same time, does he finish twice as fast?
or what about putting a condom on one for the lady, turn off the lights, and just penetrate with the other?
How does he answer when someone asks him "hows it hanging?" and he has one going down each pant leg?
On a more serious note... how the does he choose which one to keep between the two? That must be like seperating conjoined twins knowing you have to choose which one lives/dies.
Last edited by phyzik; 08-22-2006 at 07:11 PM.
Um, no.
If there's any difference between them, it should be very easy to know which one to keep.
So if he has to use the restroom does he choose which one goes? Or can he go both at the same time? Or say if you had a boner; could you take turns or would both become aroused?
True, but what if he wakes up and the doctors had to make a different decision or he would be left with nothing? what then?Um, no.
If there's any difference between them, it should be very easy to know which one to keep.
one in back and one in front
ducks, WTF????
Those have been around for a while.
This is all very disturbing.
Yeah, Shoog ... you've got a little catching up to do.
Think I'll be happy just to stay where I am, pleasantly behind the times, thank you very much.
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